I'm going out on a date. Any last-minute tips?

[Arcadio]

I don't go on dates that much, so I need some last-minute tips, especially on what to do to determine if my date is mentally stable.

Reps in advance.

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[Hacp]

Don't wear your flash drive around your neck.

 

[lxskllr]

Brush your teeth. If you're gay, there's a reasonably good chance your date is stable. If not, the odds are against it....

 

[Zebo]

Stuff a sock in your shorts. Once her clothes are off it's too late to back out usually

 

[Arcadio]

Brush your teeth. If you're gay, there's a reasonably good chance your date is stable. If not, the odds are against it....

I'm not gay. My date is supposed to be a woman. Oh, and I already brushed my teeth, but I'm drinking a Red Bull right now. Leaving in 20.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm not gay. My date is supposed to be a woman. Oh, and I already brushed my teeth, but I'm drinking a Red Bull right now. Leaving in 20.

:^(

Well, just hope you have some fun before the craziness really sets in :^D

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Ask her to prove to you that this is not a dream or a simulation.

Analyze her answer and determine if she is mentally stable.

 

[trmiv]

Stroke your poker before you go.

 

[MJinZ]

I don't go on dates that much, so I need some last-minute tips, especially on what to do to determine if my date is mentally stable.

Reps in advance.

Don't be yourself.

 

[Zebo]

Stroke your poker before you go.

Good advice. I have not been on a date for 17 years but I remember being disinterested and aloof as an asset.

 

[PhineasJWhoopee]

I don't go on dates that much, so I need some last-minute tips, especially on what to do to determine if my date is mentally stable.

Reps in advance.

You didn't make sure he/she/it was mentally unstable before you asked he/she/it out? That's crazy man.

 

[deadlyapp]

Make sure you don't drop the h's

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Make sure you use these lines:

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

and

"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

 

[PhineasJWhoopee]

Do the opposite of everything you think you should do. Go against all of you natural instincts.

 

[Arcadio]

You didn't make sure he/she/it was mentally unstable before you asked he/she/it out? That's crazy man.

We just met. This is just a Reconnaissance Date.

EDIT: BTW, she doesn't know what "Reconnaissance" means. I don't know if that's a bad sign or a good sign.

 

[IronWing]

"Nice rack. How much did you pay for it?"

 

[mizzou]

put the condom on RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT NOW!

 

[Eli]

Be yourself.

 

[schneiderguy]

"You're beautiful. Get naked"

works 100% of the time.

 

[mizzou]

Immediately ask her if she has any STD's like herpes/syphillis, and also ask if she currently has an outbreak or the last time she had one

 

[Arcadio]

Don't be yourself.

Be yourself.

I don't know, but I think I'll trust the mod.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Tell her to stick out her hand

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Immediately ask her if she has any STD's like herpes/syphillis, and also ask if she currently has an outbreak or the last time she had one

This. Safety first.

 

[PottedMeat]

Slather BenGay on your balls. It will sting for a second, but don't be scared and slather as much as you can on there.

 

[eits]

shave your balls and trim your pubes