I'm getting Certified Mail from Puerto Rico. Speculate what it could be!

[thecoolnessrune]

Like the title says, I got a slip today for missed delivery of Certified Mail, and the Tracking number shows it originated from Ponce, PR. I wasn't expecting any mail, so I have no idea what it could be! Am I gonna go to jail? Will I have my wages garnished to feed the lavish lifestyles of Puerto Rican Princes? Hopefully I'll find out tomorrow!

 

[BoomerD]

A bill for the restoration of power on the island. (Sent certified because it’s way overdue and they’re taking you to collections?j

 

[Braznor]

Probably some mail ordered bride you forgotten about because you were drunk. Guess who is showing up at the door.

 

[Darwin333]

A hookers finger which is the only proof that she was ever killed. The killers fucked up and sent it to the wrong address, expect them to be showing up. I doubt they will need any proof of your death so your body will never be found, rest in peace my friend.

 

[PJFrylar]

Dibs on your stuff.

 

[Pick2]

I bet it's a Nigerian Prince exiled to Puerto Rico !
You Gonna Be RICH Man !

 

[JEDIYoda]

Illegal drugs and the mafia will be knocking on your door to retrieve their package...you better have it,,,,,

 

[sdifox]

Puerto Rico reroutes a lot of mail. It's your mail order cocaine.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

It was to the wrong address! I went to pick it up early this morning and they looked at the form and the letter itself and they said they the package was for across the street. They wouldn't let me take it No Puerto Rican Nigerian for me.

 

[sdifox]

It was to the wrong address! I went to pick it up early this morning and they looked at the form and the letter itself and they said they the package was for across the street. They wouldn't let me take it No Puerto Rican Nigerian for me.

Tell them you have a pickup notice and you are not leaving until you get your package.

P.s. setup camera on a counter or something, tazer might fry your phone if you hold it.

 

[Exterous]

Unacceptable. We must know what it was. Break into your neighbors house and rummage around till you find it. If you can't find it hold a valued family\friend\pet hostage until they tell you what it was.

 

[ultimatebob]

Unacceptable. We must know what it was. Break into your neighbors house and rummage around till you find it. If you can't find it hold a valued family\friend\pet hostage until they tell you what it was.

Or, ya know, he could ask them. That said, no matter what they respond with, we're all going to assume that it was drugs.

 

[Exterous]

Or, ya know, he could ask them. That said, no matter what they respond with, we're all going to assume that it was drugs.

And give them a chance to lie?! We must know the truth!

 

[Chapbass]

Anthrax. Warm, sun-soaked puerto rican anthrax.