I'm farkin' PINK!!! (not a nancy thread)

[Blieb]

Calomine lotion all over my damn legs and patches on my arms ...

Got all these stupid irritated bumps comin' up ... I think it's poison ivy exposure from a week ago ...



*whimper*

 

[fatbaby]

Expect a week of severe itching =D

Have fun!

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Nah, its probably syphilis.

(don't scratch and try to keep your mind off the itch - it'll help ease the irritation)

 

[Blieb]

I held out for like a week without scratching ... this weekend I went nuts and scratched my legs RAW.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I thought you said this wasn't a nancy thread? Stop complaining and grin and bear it

 

[Blieb]

bad punn ... you're a monkey!!!

now quick clownin around

 

[DAPUNISHER]

<< bad punn ... you're a monkey!!!

now quick clownin around >>

LOL I'm not a monkey! :frown: I'm a 400lbs Gorilla dammit Now be nice or I'm comin' over with a bigass canister of Morton's salt :Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<<

<< bad punn ... you're a monkey!!!

now quick clownin around >>

LOL I'm not a monkey! :frown: I'm a 400lbs Gorilla dammit Now be nice or I'm comin' over with a bigass canister of Morton's salt :Q >>

Forget the salt... I got a 32oz Louisville Slugger.

nik D)

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Hey, I just want to hurt him, not hurt him

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< Hey, I just want to hurt him, not hurt him >>

Relax... I was just gonna shove it up his ass.

nik

 

[MajesticMoose]

At least it isn't on your feet, that is a PITA

 

[Blieb]

If you're bringin' a bat .... hurry ... I'm bout to bust out the dremel so I can score off body parts!!!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

<< At least it isn't on your feet, that is a PITA >>

No the baseball bat would be a PITA not your feet

 

[WarCon]

When I lived in SD, we played paintball up in the hills and one of my roommates crawled right through poison ivy. I was going to tell him (didn't figure there was that much of a hurry because we were in full fatigues so I wasn't all that worried about him rubbing his arms or anything), but we were in the assault mode on the flag (all got wiped out by the way, pansy ass flag sitters.....) anyway I didn't get a chance to tell him until later and he had already went behind a tree and relieved himself. I kind of felt bad, but it was kind of funny.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

O.K. kids, since I instigated this whole thing I'll play Mike Buffer and instigate some more Click here

 

[yakko]

Better you than me.

 

[Adul]

or worse :Q