I'm eating beef jerky for breakfast, when...

[Fritzo]

...without looking I reached into the bag and stuck that little packet into my mouth that says "Do not eat."

1. WHY would they put something that you are not supposed to eat in with a bunch of stuff you ARE supposed to eat????
2. How much time do I have left?

 

[busydude]

I bet that has less sodium than edible jerky. I'd say you will be safe.. unless a fly laid eggs on it.

 

[LookBehindYou]

...without looking I reached into the bag and stuck that little packet into my mouth that says "Do not eat."

1. WHY would they put something that you are not supposed to eat in with a bunch of stuff you ARE supposed to eat???? They're assholes. ALL OF THEM!!
2. How much time do I have left? 5-10 Minutes, give or take 5-10 minutes.

Good Luck to you.

 

[BrokenVisage]

huh? was it a desiccate bag or something? I've only eaten Slim Jim jerky

 

[manimal]

hope you have a living will

 

[Krazy4Real]

I'm sorry to say that you are going to die. Can I have some of your stuff?

 

[rudder]

Those little silica balls will get into your stomach and whenever you drink anything they will absorb all moisture. Eventually your stomach will blow up.

 

[Fritzo]

I'm sorry to say that you are going to die. Can I have some of your stuff?

I've arranged with Fedex to take it with me. The shipping was mega-expensive but I figure if I'm dead, how will they collect?

 

[swanysto]

Diarrhea, better warn the people you live and work with.