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SLCentral

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Just got home form a party nad im drunk.

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Go to bed and sleep it off, or you will be a banned drunk.

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Descartes

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If you have the faculties left to....

1) Think about ATOT
2) Fumble your way around your computer to actually get to ATOT
3) Post a semi-coherent message (with what is most likely intentional misspellings to help convey your faux-drunken state)

you aren't drunk.
 
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clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Descartes
If you have the faculties left to....

1) Think about ATOT
2) Fumble your way around your computer to actually get to ATOT
3) Post a semi-coherent message (with what is most likely intentional misspellings to help convey your faux-drunken state)

you aren't drunk.
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I think I was drunk at 4:57 am when I posted this. ;)
 
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neutralizer

Lifer
Oct 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: Descartes
If you have the faculties left to....

1) Think about ATOT
2) Fumble your way around your computer to actually get to ATOT
3) Post a semi-coherent message (with what is most likely intentional misspellings to help convey your faux-drunken state)

you aren't drunk.
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True... all true. OP, you fail at being drunk.
 
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SampSon

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Jan 3, 2006
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You're not even close to drunk.

If you were really truely drunk you wouldn't have:
Made it home from the party.
Made it home from the party awake or on the same day.
Had the ability or desire to get on the internet, or computer chair for that matter.

Stop drinking peach schnapps.
 
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middlehead

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Jul 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: SampSon
You're not even close to drunk.

If you were really truely drunk you wouldn't have:
Made it home from the party.
Made it home from the party awake or on the same day.
Had the ability or desire to get on the internet, or computer chair for that matter.

Put the peach schnapps back in your mom's closet.
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Fixed!
 
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SSP

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: SampSon
You're not even close to drunk.

If you were really truely drunk you wouldn't have:
Made it home from the party.
Made it home from the party awake or on the same day.
Had the ability or desire to get on the internet, or computer chair for that matter.

Stop drinking peach schnapps.
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If I may add a 4th option, he'd be talking like this:
safdasdfsdf sdfjasdfjssldfjkadflak
 
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tjaisv

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Oct 7, 2002
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Howcome i post a thread with the same topic and it gets quickly locked but this one has yet to receive the same treatment?
 
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SampSon

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Jan 3, 2006
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Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: SampSon
You're not even close to drunk.

If you were really truely drunk you wouldn't have:
Made it home from the party.
Made it home from the party awake or on the same day.
Had the ability or desire to get on the internet, or computer chair for that matter.

Stop drinking peach schnapps.
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If I may add a 4th option, he'd be talking like this:
safdasdfsdf sdfjasdfjssldfjkadflak
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That would imply he would have enough motor skill to actually put his fingers near the homekeys, which wouldn't happen.

 
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ddviper

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Dec 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: Descartes
If you have the faculties left to....

1) Think about ATOT
2) Fumble your way around your computer to actually get to ATOT
3) Post a semi-coherent message (with what is most likely intentional misspellings to help convey your faux-drunken state)

you aren't drunk.
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:thumbsup:
 
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