- Jun 24, 2001
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If it weren't for AT (more specifically, minendo), I never would have met my now ex.
Relationship Timeline
Week 1: Initial meeting at an minendos house, dating commences.
Week 4: Dating continues, at the end of the fourth week I ask her to be my girlfiend.
Week 5: Pre-Marital Intimacies comence much to the chagrin of a one, Dr. Laura Schlesinger.
Week 6: Finally get married after six long weeks of arduous courting and harassing messages left on the answering machine.
Week 6+1 Day: Marriage ceremony performed by an otherwise occupied Priest and his friends of questionable taste
Week 8: Mild nagging begins regarding toilet seat left up and trash not being emptied in timely fashion.
Week 10: Woman wont leave me alone! "Do this! Do that! Where are you going? Do I look fat in this? Who were you with today? Have you been having an affair?!?" AAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!
Week 11: Marriage counseling sessions attended because of my heavy alchohol use to drown the b!tch out.
Week 12: Psycho howler monkey of a woman drives her GD car into my workplace
Week 12+1 Day (Current): I file divorce papers and the lunatic of a women is locked up in the counties mental hospital with Angelina Jolie and her cat puppet
:brokenheart:
:beer: for minendo
Relationship Timeline
Week 1: Initial meeting at an minendos house, dating commences.
Week 4: Dating continues, at the end of the fourth week I ask her to be my girlfiend.
Week 5: Pre-Marital Intimacies comence much to the chagrin of a one, Dr. Laura Schlesinger.
Week 6: Finally get married after six long weeks of arduous courting and harassing messages left on the answering machine.
Week 6+1 Day: Marriage ceremony performed by an otherwise occupied Priest and his friends of questionable taste
Week 8: Mild nagging begins regarding toilet seat left up and trash not being emptied in timely fashion.
Week 10: Woman wont leave me alone! "Do this! Do that! Where are you going? Do I look fat in this? Who were you with today? Have you been having an affair?!?" AAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!
Week 11: Marriage counseling sessions attended because of my heavy alchohol use to drown the b!tch out.
Week 12: Psycho howler monkey of a woman drives her GD car into my workplace
Week 12+1 Day (Current): I file divorce papers and the lunatic of a women is locked up in the counties mental hospital with Angelina Jolie and her cat puppet
:brokenheart:
:beer: for minendo
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