I'm calling you out, Mr. Moderator Zim Hosein!

HappyPuppy

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I have watched you for years parading around with your cute little beer drinking smilies, but have you ever popped the top on a real beer? I think not. You are a wannabe beer drinker who doesn't have the intestinal fortitude or liver to suck up a twelve pack on Friday night. Pussy! You are a pretender to the throne I have held court over for decades. You should take a knee when in my presence. I am benevolent, but only to those who acquiesce and submit to my authority.

Being a kind and understanding man, I will venture that yo mama gave birth to you and daddy changed your crappy diaper. Moreover, as a baby you were bathed in the kitchen sink and dried off with a dish towel. How do you like them beans?

If ever we spy one another on the street it would behoove you to cross over lest the beer I offer will go for naught.

WTF, I can't believe they made you a MOD instead of me!


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Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I have watched you for years parading around with your cute little beer drinking smilies, but have you ever popped the top on a real beer? I think not. You are a wannabe beer drinker who doesn't have the intestinal fortitude or liver to suck up a twelve pack on Friday night. Pussy! You are a pretender to the throne I have held court over for decades. You should take a knee when in my presence. I am benevolent, but only to those who acquiesce and submit to my authority.

Being a kind and understanding man, I will venture that yo mama gave birth to you and daddy changed your crappy diaper. Moreover, as a baby you were bathed in the kitchen sink and dried off with a dish towel. How do you like them beans?

If ever we spy one another on the street it would behoove you to cross over lest the beer I offer will go for naught.

WTF, I can't believe they made you a MOD instead of me!

Haha! :laugh:

Cheers HappyPuppy! :beer:
 
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Those are fightin' words. I propose the first ever ATOT drink off. We need a third party, neutral member who lives close to each of them to go over to each contestants house to monitor their drinking and declare a victor in a real time updated thread.

What shall the rules be? The last man standing? Or the most drank in a given time frame?
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Insane3D
Do they have computers in the retirement home now??

:p


We have an entire room full of 486's hooked up at 14.4 baud. Us old f kers need some lovin', too!
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Those are fightin' words. I propose the first ever ATOT drink off. We need a third party, neutral member who lives close to each of them to go over to each contestants house to monitor their drinking and declare a victor in a real time updated thread.

What shall the rules be? The last man standing? Or the most drank in a given time frame?

As almost everyone knows, I live in NYC MisterJackson.

As for the rules, let the masses choose; I drink my :beer: through my mouth, not through an IV drip like HappyPuppy! :p
 

Skunkwourk

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Do they have computers in the retirement home now??

:p


We have an entire room full of 486's hooked up at 14.4 baud. Us old f kers need some lovin', too!

spoiled, try 2400 baud.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Those are fightin' words. I propose the first ever ATOT drink off. We need a third party, neutral member who lives close to each of them to go over to each contestants house to monitor their drinking and declare a victor in a real time updated thread.

What shall the rules be? The last man standing? Or the most drank in a given time frame?

As almost everyone knows, I live in NYC MisterJackson.

As for the rules, let the masses choose; I drink my :beer: through my mouth, not through an IV drip like HappyPuppy! :p


I am up for this challenge. I will leave it up to the members as to how they are going to judge our beer drinking abilities when you live in NYC and I live in L.A.