i'm broke until june

Jerboy

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It's been a long time since last time I was broke. Looks like I am broke until June. I've done something extra that pushed my available credit to the limit. Got my oil changed, had alignment done and washed my car. Also I bought a pair of shoes. Just called self-service information on my credit card and it said:

One moment while your account is being accessed..

Your available credit is one dollar and forty six cents :Q
 

SuperCyrix

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But they just came out with this light that is like
CRI of 99.99999999999999999
efficiency of 99.9999999999%
9 billions lumens per milli watt
rate life of a trillion years
and it will only cost you a few Ks
 

pillage2001

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Originally posted by: SuperCyrix
But they just came out with this light that is like
CRI of 99.99999999999999999
efficiency of 99.9999999999%
9 billions lumens per milli watt
rate life of a trillion years
and it will only cost you a few Ks

???
 

Lucky

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Originally posted by: SuperCyrix
But they just came out with this light that is like
CRI of 99.99999999999999999
efficiency of 99.9999999999%
9 billions lumens per milli watt
rate life of a trillion years
and it will only cost you a few Ks



hahaha
 

EvilYoda

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whoa, that's pretty damn broke! :) Sorry to hear that, hopefully you'll come into some money soon.

I agree with Pillage, wtf is that post about, SuperCyrix!?
 

her209

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Originally posted by: Jerboy
It's been a long time since last time I was broke. Looks like I am broke until June. I've done something extra that pushed my available credit to the limit. Got my oil changed, had alignment done and washed my car. Also I bought a pair of shoes. Just called self-service information on my credit card and it said:

One moment while your account is being accessed..

Your available credit is one dollar and forty six cents :Q

No lunch for you Jerboy.

Ask your parents then.
 

luv2chill

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Originally posted by: EvilYoda
whoa, that's pretty damn broke! :) Sorry to hear that, hopefully you'll come into some money soon.

I agree with Pillage, wtf is that post about, SuperCyrix!?
I don't know but I'm all of a sudden reminded of that hoax e-mail that was going around saying that light bulbs are really "darkness suckers" and a bunch of people actually believed it. LOL

l2c

 

Colt45

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Apr 18, 2001
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aww. poor baby:disgust:

why don't you get a f*cking job, or shut up.

I'm broke and you don't hear me whining do you?
 

Jerboy

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Originally posted by: SuperCyrix
But they just came out with this light that is like
CRI of 99.99999999999999999
efficiency of 99.9999999999%
rate life of a trillion years

I wouldn't say above specs are absolutely impossible.


9 billions lumens per milli watt

The optical energy in 9 x 10^9 lumens exceeds few milliwatts by far.

Therefore the statement "Energy can neither be created nor destroyed under ordinary condition" is being violated. hmmm this looks like a new invention to physics.


and it will only cost you a few Ks

It's definitely worth it to pay several grands for something that can break a law of physics that no one has ever been able to :)


Edit: spelling, made a statement more specific
 

compuwiz1

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If yer that young and already living day to day on credit, yer life ain't gonna be easy lad.

Let's add this un to the scroll, as well. ;)
 

SuperCyrix

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The optical energy in 9 x 10^9 lumens exceeds few milliwatts by far.

Therefore the statement "Energy can neither be created nor destroeyd" is being violated. hmmm this looks like a new invention to physics.

Damn, can't pull one over you eh? You see, this miraculous source of energy is call the sun.

Energy can neither be created nor destroyed huh? Hmm...matter and anti matter makes energy, I'm sure you can go the other way as well.
 

compuwiz1

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BTW, Jerboi, if you want to stop getting the "cybercrap" beat out of you, maybe you should choose some different kinds of posts.....just a little advise. ;)
 

PCHO

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Originally posted by: Jerboy
It's been a long time since last time I was broke. Looks like I am broke until June. I've done something extra that pushed my available credit to the limit. Got my oil changed, had alignment done and washed my car. Also I bought a pair of shoes. Just called self-service information on my credit card and it said: One moment while your account is being accessed.. Your available credit is one dollar and forty six cents :Q

<powerful voice from above> SUMMON THE SCROLL!!! </powerful voice from above>
 

Aceman

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you should ask your parents to pay off your credit cards

They already do..........On the first of the month. The kid's allowance per month is sickening!
rolleye.gif
 

joohang

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Oct 22, 2000
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Originally posted by: Aceman
you should ask your parents to pay off your credit cards

They already do..........On the first of the month. The kid's allowance per month is sickening!
rolleye.gif

You surely know awfully a lot about him.

So that's why he's broke for whopping 6 days, eh? :)