i'm bored: lets recount some of our favorite futurama moments

Goosemaster

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I particularly like the one where the milky way galaxy is sold, via ebay, to the being of unimaginable horror by way of a money order:laugh:
 

yobarman

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Some of my favorite lines...

Professor Fonsworth in the Slurm Factory: "Tell them I hate them!"

also,
when the leaders from Omicron Percion 8 are at the Black tie event, the episode where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee..
The female is fixing the male's tie, the male goes "Stop it! Stop it! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

hahahaha good times .
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: yobarman
Some of my favorite lines...

Professor Fonsworth in the Slurm Factory: "Tell them I hate them!"

also,
when the leaders from Omicron Percion 8 are at the Black tie event, the episode where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee..
The female is fixing the male's tie, the male goes "Stop it! Stop it! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

hahahaha good times .


heh


Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Bender sh*tting a brick is still a classic.

olestra:heart:
 

drnickriviera

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Fry: Man, even the news monster is acting strange. What are we gonna do?

Farnsworth: Duh, I know! Let's play the lottery!

Amy: No. Let's buy Internet stock!

Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin!

[Hermes is wrapped in a towel on the other side of the room and holds a piece of wood in front of his face.]

Hermes: Look at me! I'm invisible!

Fry: Wait a minute! I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots!

Bender: Hey, let's all join the Reform Party!

[Everyone cheers.]

Hermes: Oh, yeah!
 

Fritzo

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When Farnsworth invents the smell-o-scope and says they renamed Uranus because of all the jokes. Now it's called "Urectum"

Trying to figure out what to name the new food they found, they want a catchy name like "Tasteicles" :D

The short where they had to fight a war and everything was based on 80's video games was my 2nd favorite. "Wacka wacka wacka wacka...hooboy! A cherry!"

But the best episode of all was "Amazon Women in the Mood". When the men were sentanced to "Death by Snoo-Snoo!", and they looked in horror, then glee, then horror then glee.....and then there was a skeleton chained to the wall with a smile in his face (holding a cigarette)- BWAAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

EDIT: Wait...I just thought of the NEW best episode. When they had the original cast of Star Trek on- that was probably the most hilarious episode period!!!! :D x 2
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
When Farnsworth invents the smell-o-scope and says they renamed Uranus because of all the jokes. Now it's called "Urectum"

Trying to figure out what to name the new food they found, they want a catchy name like "Tasteicles" :D

The short where they had to fight a war and everything was based on 80's video games was my 2nd favorite. "Wacka wacka wacka wacka...hooboy! A cherry!"

But the best episode of all was "Amazon Women in the Mood". When the men were sentanced to "Death by Snoo-Snoo!", and they looked in horror, then glee, then horror then glee.....and then there was a skeleton chained to the wall with a smile in his face (holding a cigarette)- BWAAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

EDIT: Wait...I just thought of the NEW best episode. When they had the original cast of Star Trek on- that was probably the most hilarious episode period!!!! :D x 2

:thumbsup:
 

l6873

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Originally posted by: yobarman

also,
when the leaders from Omicron Percion 8 are at the Black tie event, the episode where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee..
The female is fixing the male's tie, the male goes "Stop it! Stop it! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

First of all, it's Omicron Persei 8, not Percion. Secondly, it was Morbo who said that.
 

LordMorpheus

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Originally posted by: yobarman
Some of my favorite lines...

Professor Fonsworth in the Slurm Factory: "Tell them I hate them!"

also,
when the leaders from Omicron Percion 8 are at the Black tie event, the episode where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee..
The female is fixing the male's tie, the male goes "Stop it! Stop it! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

hahahaha good times .


This is the episode when they discover the poplers that turn out to be the young from omnicrom persei 8, and then the adults show up and are going to eat lela in retribuition.

And then he eats the hippie and gets stoned:

"Woah . . . my hands are huuuuuge . . . they can touch anything but themselves . . . . "

then he puts his hands together and we get "oh, wait . . . "
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
Originally posted by: yobarman
Some of my favorite lines...

Professor Fonsworth in the Slurm Factory: "Tell them I hate them!"

also,
when the leaders from Omicron Percion 8 are at the Black tie event, the episode where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee..
The female is fixing the male's tie, the male goes "Stop it! Stop it! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

hahahaha good times .


This is the episode when they discover the poplers that turn out to be the young from omnicrom persei 8, and then the adults show up and are going to eat lela in retribuition.

And then he eats the hippie and gets stoned:

"Woah . . . my hands are huuuuuge . . . they can touch anything but themselves . . . . "

then he puts his hands together and we get "oh, wait . . . "

I think I posted a clip of that once....:p
 

fLum0x

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I particularly like the one where the milky way galaxy is sold, via ebay, to the being of unimaginable horror using by way of a money order:laugh:

for some reason...i dislike futurama!
 

tweakmm

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May 28, 2001
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Quotes dealing with robot hell are always great:

Bender: You know, you could always make some sort of "metaphorical deal with the devil" and by "devi"l I mean "robot devil" and by "metaphorical", I mean "get your coat".



Leela: Who would have thought that hell actually exists... and that it'd be in New Jersey!?
Fry: Well, actually...
:laugh:
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Quotes dealing with robot hell are always great:

Bender: You know, you could always make some sort of "metaphorical deal with the devil" and by "devi"l I mean "robot devil" and by "metaphorical", I mean "get your coat".



Leela: Who would have thought that hell actually exists... and that it'd be in New Jersey!?
Fry: Well, actually...
:laugh:

:laugh:



So many great one-liners in that ....
 

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: thatsright
My fav,

is when Fox said you die now. And it was canceled.

Good times man, good times!

You see, this was supposed to be funny because we're all talking about funny moments in a show we liked, and then he comes in and says the best moment was when the show we liked was cancelled- indirectly stating he did not like the show.

Good one, that was.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: thatsright
My fav,

is when Fox said you die now. And it was canceled.

Good times man, good times!

Except it's coming back. The voice actor who voiced Fry said so. :)
 

CarlKillerMiller

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Bender: Wait a minute, people will pay for love? I have an idea so devious

*Gavel Slam*

Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws!
Hookerbot: Bender honey, we love you
Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!

*Bender pimp walks out of courtroom*
 

Svnla

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Some of my favorites lines:

Fry: Do you accept Visa?
Clerk: We haven't accept Visa for 1000 years.
Fry: Do you accept Mastercard?
Clerk: We haven't accept Mastercard for 600 years.
Fry: Do you accept Discover
Clerk: We don't accept Discover.

Leila: Amy? Amy Wong of the Wong family?
Amy: Yeah, but we are not that rich.

Leila <to the plastic surgeon>: Get my eyes back the way it used to be, or one of us will leave here with one eye.

Native Martian leader: We will kidnap girl instead.
Amy: Wait, I am too rich to be kidnap.

Some of my favorite episodes:

Spanish Fry = when the aliens cut off his nose because they thought his nose was the horn, good for sex..lol

Obsolese fabulous = when Bender goes to the island and join with other old obsolese robots, gets a wooden body and the termites eat the wood
 

tweakmm

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Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
Bender: Wait a minute, people will pay for love? I have an idea so devious

*Gavel Slam*

Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws!
Hookerbot: Bender honey, we love you
Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!

*Bender pimp walks out of courtroom*
How do people not realise that Futurama is the greatest cartoon show?!

 

bradruth

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Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"

Lrrr: "This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small-"
Bender: "In this case, small! Woooo!"

Leela: "Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."
Bender: "As usual! Woooo!"