I'm bored...in need of cheap thrills fast!

UNCjigga

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Watching the season premiere of Frasier and it sucks...this show is a lost cause now. It was soo much better before Niles and Daphne got together.

Entertain me? Or at least suggest something better to watch on the telly while I wash out some brain cells with these suds...
 

ElFenix

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find a hooker and bareback her. the chance for disease should be exciting enough
 

SWScorch

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learn to juggle. oranges and apples work well. practice stalling a tennis ball like a hackey sack. practice hand-stands. learn to play ping-pong with your eyeballs, and practice wiggling your ears.

All these tactics helped me to survive 6th period math class in high school. :)
 

MichaelD

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Put some ice cubes in your mouth. Wet your hand w/water. Stick your finger in an electrical outlet.

Voila! Instant crushed ice! You can really be the life of the party with this nifty little trick.
 

UNCjigga

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Put some ice cubes in your mouth. Wet your hand w/water. Stick your finger in an electrical outlet.

Voila! Instant crushed ice! You can really be the life of the party with this nifty little trick.
DAMNNN THAT HURT!!! And it looks like we're running on generator power now...

 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Originally posted by: SWScorch
learn to juggle. oranges and apples work well. practice stalling a tennis ball like a hackey sack. practice hand-stands. learn to play ping-pong with your eyeballs, and practice wiggling your ears.

All these tactics helped me to survive 6th period math class in high school. :)

LMAO! I'm gonna try those tomorrow in 4th period math class! :p
 

djplayx714

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Put some ice cubes in your mouth. Wet your hand w/water. Stick your finger in an electrical outlet.

Voila! Instant crushed ice! You can really be the life of the party with this nifty little trick.

that was hilarious
 

db

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Nuke a grape.
Cut almost in two (but held together by the skin) and lay open on a plate. Nuke for 5 or 10 seconds.
Watch light show.
 

db

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Better yet, go to ifilm and watch Carmen Electra.
5 + minutes of FUN.