I'm bleeding profusely from every orifice...
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If this is an emergency, please hang up from the intra-web and dial 9-1-1. Otherwise put a bandaid on.
Sit in the bath tub with the drain plug in. That way the vampires don't have to go through so much effort.
Whoozyerdaddy
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1) Find a small animal
2) Step on said animal
3) Lift a leg of your choice high to the rear
4) Spread your hands to the sides
5) Collect various coins
6) Buy a doctor before you hemorrhage
7) Die by PETA
2) Step on said animal
3) Lift a leg of your choice high to the rear
4) Spread your hands to the sides
5) Collect various coins
6) Buy a doctor before you hemorrhage
7) Die by PETA
effowe
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SlickSnake
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Ebola = BAD
Ummkay?
I told you not to play with those dead monkey bones in Africa and push them through your nose, but you just wouldn't listen to me. Book your next trip to Alaska and play with all the dead cannibalized polar bears from thawing ice packs and global warming instead. I heard the polar bears there are now so desperate for food they have started eating each other. Even female polar bears have resorted to eating their cubs.
Just wait until one day soon all the stores have run out of food from all the nice GM crops that do not naturally reseed themselves and the farmers can no longer plant self sustaining crops. Once we reach the point that the old strains of crops that have sustained us for 1000s of years are completely depleted, we are then entirely dependent on agribusiness for our survival. But if the economy tanks, we can always follow the polar bears lead.
Just trying to actually make this thread a bit more entertaining and thought provoking. Dunno why, just bored I guess.
Yawn.
Ummkay?
I told you not to play with those dead monkey bones in Africa and push them through your nose, but you just wouldn't listen to me. Book your next trip to Alaska and play with all the dead cannibalized polar bears from thawing ice packs and global warming instead. I heard the polar bears there are now so desperate for food they have started eating each other. Even female polar bears have resorted to eating their cubs.
Just wait until one day soon all the stores have run out of food from all the nice GM crops that do not naturally reseed themselves and the farmers can no longer plant self sustaining crops. Once we reach the point that the old strains of crops that have sustained us for 1000s of years are completely depleted, we are then entirely dependent on agribusiness for our survival. But if the economy tanks, we can always follow the polar bears lead.
Just trying to actually make this thread a bit more entertaining and thought provoking. Dunno why, just bored I guess.
Yawn.
Nice lol, I saw that set it was great. I say MO 'TUSSIN all the time and my friends never get it.
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