I'm becoming very speciesist against humans

[MJinZ]

Unless you are sitting still on a toilet, this will fail.

 

[NinjaTech]

We look like naked mole rats when we're born. We grow up to be an unpleasant cross between hairless wolverines striking out at everyone and everything and cross legged maltipoos dancing and yapping 'cause we have to pee.

Dude, you really have to stop smoking the chronic while watching the Discovery Channel. No one likes you when you get like this. Please put some cloths on and cover up that hairless mole rat.