I'm becoming very speciesist against humans

[IronWing]

We look like naked mole rats when we're born. We grow up to be an unpleasant cross between hairless wolverines striking out at everyone and everything and cross legged maltipoos dancing and yapping 'cause we have to pee.

 

[mmntech]

You gonna take the Discovery Channel hostage then?

 

[JJChicken]

fucking fail, I expected better from an esteemed lifer

 

[FelixDeCat]

But humans contribute a lot for comming to this planet and polluting it. They build the landscape with cookie cutter mcmansions and put a walmart on every block.

Silly humans, you cant blame them.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

 

[SlitheryDee]

Viewed objectively, we ARE among the uglier animals on the planet. We're mostly hairless except for unlovely splotches. We're (supposed to be) skinny with ungainly, sticklike limbs and clumsy movements. We have flat faces and bulbous, lumpy heads. Really, no one but us could possibly find us attractive.

 

[JulesMaximus]

We look like naked mole rats when we're born. We grow up to be an unpleasant cross between hairless wolverines striking out at everyone and everything and cross legged maltipoos dancing and yapping 'cause we have to pee.

You forgot the stench. We smell...bad!

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

I still look like a naked mole rat all over.

 

[Ika]

I am a naked mole rat all over.

 

[child of wonder]

As a hairless monkey, I take offense to being called a naked mole rat.

 

[KIAman]

Hey OP, once in a while, get out of your family commune and walk across the street to the real world, gain about 1% more perspective, then judge away.

 

[MJinZ]

Awwwwww

Fuck kill it with fire nao

 

[MJinZ]

You forgot the stench. We smell...bad!

Speak for yourself

 

[BoomerD]

The OP makes the serious mistake of lumping all of humankind into one species. We're not. Each "race" is actually a separate species...that happens to have similarities.

This is why "interracial breeding" is wrong. NEVER breed outside your species.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Speak for yourself

Don't shower for a few days and get back to me. Trust me, you aren't any cleaner or purty smelling than I am.

FTR-I shower almost every day.

 

[Deeko]

You gonna take the Discovery Channel hostage then?

ha that was my first reaction too

 

[destrekor]

Dude, I've hated humans far longer than you have. Fucking worthless species, the lot of 'em.

 

[MJinZ]

Don't shower for a few days and get back to me. Trust me, you aren't any cleaner or purty smelling than I am.

FTR-I shower almost every day.

If I sit still for a week, I will smell fine.

 

[BoomerD]

If I sit still for a week, I will smell fine.

A bit of zinc in your diet should help your defective sense of smell...or maybe you prefer it that way.

 

[dawp]

If I sit still for a week, I will smell fine.

if ya sit still for a week, we'd better call the coroner.

 

[KIAman]

If I sit still for a week, I will smell fine.

Unless you are sitting still on a toilet, this will fail.

 

[DaveSimmons]

It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink! And every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive. Isn't it? I must get out of here! I must get free!

 

[destrekor]

It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink! And every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive. Isn't it? I must get out of here! I must get free!

My favorite anti-human character to have ever been featured.

 

[PingSpike]

Viewed objectively, we ARE among the uglier animals on the planet. We're mostly hairless except for unlovely splotches. We're (supposed to be) skinny with ungainly, sticklike limbs and clumsy movements. We have flat faces and bulbous, lumpy heads. Really, no one but us could possibly find us attractive.

We're doing alright considering what we had to work with. We evolved from Chimps, who are about the ugliest, nastiest mammals out there next to the naked mole rat.

Humans are pretty bad, but at least we aren't chimps. They're like us, minus the ability to build things and create art plus a penchant for throwing their own feces and tearing genitals off.

 

[PingSpike]

Humans smell so god awful that the we evolved an almost vestigial smell sense just so we could actually stand being around ourselves. According to archeologists before this development up to 70% of the human population committed suicide at the onset of puberty rather than endure the stench. We tried shedding our body hair in an attempt to reduce the stink but even that was not enough.