I'm Back....

[Amused]

Did ya miss me?

 

[BigJohnKC]

You were gone?

 

[Czar]

ohhh I knew something was missing

where were you?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
You were gone?

I'm going to get a 1-800 number and start speaking with a Jamaican accent 'cause I KNEW someone was going to say that...

 

[IGBT]

Back like the Terminator??

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Czar
ohhh I knew something was missing

where were you?

I was in California visiting family

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: IGBT
Back like the Terminator??

Is this a cop station?

 

[BlueApple]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|:disgust::|:disgust:























er.... yey!

 

[singh]

You know, your comeback really should've been an Amusing post

 

[lawaris]

thank you for having blessed us with you divine presence again !

but was a thread about it necessary /

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: AmusedOne

Originally posted by: Czar
ohhh I knew something was missing

where were you?

I was in California visiting family

dont they have the internet in California?

 

[zsouthboy]

No witty and humorous comeback?
Go away until you think of one, then come back.


zs

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: AmusedOne
Did ya miss me?

I did! Damn, I'm glad you're back! ...

 

[Amused]

I'm tired, so I'm not so witty today.

However, I'll give you a joke to read:

--------------------------------
The Sex Life of a Man

When the Creator was making the world and all its inhabitants,
he called man aside. I'm bestowing upon you," the Creator
said, "twenty years of active sexlife."

Man was dismayed. "Only twenty years?" he protested. "Great
One, that isn't enough. Can't you add a few more years?"
But the Creator shook his head. It was twenty years or nothing,
so man glumly sat down.

The monkey was called forth. He was offered twenty years of
active sex life too. But, the monkey suggested humbly that ten
years would be quite enough, since he seldom lived longer
than that anyway.

Immediately the man leaped up. "Can I have your extra ten
years?" he cried excitedly. "Of course," said the monkey graciously.

The lion was then called forth and the Creator made the same
offer. He shook his mane. "Mighty One," he roared, "I'm a
monogamous animal: therefore, ten years will be enough for me."

Again, the man stood up. "Can I have the lion's share also?" he
asked eagerly. Both the lion and the Creator agreed, and the
man sat down elated.

The donkey was then called up, but when the Creator offered him
twenty years, he balked. "Sire," he brayed, "I want to reserve
some time for eating sweet clover. Ten years is ample time for me."

The Creator nodded, then turned and looked at man. "I suppose
you want his ten years as well?" Man smirked and nodded. "So be
it," said the Creator and turned away.

And that is how it came to pass that man has twenty years of
active sex life, ten years of monkeying around, ten years of
lion about it, and ten years of making an ass of himself.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: AmusedOne

Originally posted by: Czar
ohhh I knew something was missing

where were you?

I was in California visiting family

dont they have the internet in California?

Yeah, but I was never at a computer for more than five minutes. It was glorious :Q

 

[Amused]

Shameless bump

 

[Booster]

Glad you're back!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
You were gone?

 

[pulse8]

God dammit...:|

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: lawaris
but was a thread about it necessary /

Yes, for nef's sake.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: AmusedOne
Did ya miss me?

Thank god you're back...it's been too long since I got a random PM asking me about your sig

 

[thebestMAX]

Glad to C ya.

 

[Geekbabe]

Good to see you back ! Did you have a good time ?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: baffled2
Good to see you back ! Did you have a good time ?

Duh, he was in California

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
You were gone?