I'm at work but I may be drunk

[Billzie7718]

It is highly possible that I am still drunk from last night. And ... there is a greater than 50% chance that my boss knows.

 

[toekramp]

smart to post this info @ work.

 

[SagaLore]

If your employer has web monitoring, then there is a 100% chance that they know.

 

[yobarman]

The best part of being a part time waiter is showing up legally drunk and no one really noticing.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

What time were you drinking until?

Coffee is your friend.

 

[Billzie7718]

Originally posted by: toekramp
smart to post this info @ work.

WHOOOOPS!

 

[Bozono]

Teeheehee. The memories. Once went to pick up a paycheck on the weekend completely loaded(worked in a mechanic's shop) and the Boss demanded I work that day(short staffed). I had to drive around all day blitzed picking up auto-parts and changing tyres.

 

[Ciber]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What time were you drinking until?

Coffee is your friend.

Coffee does NOT help.

Why the hell do people keep spreading this crap.

 

[Billzie7718]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What time were you drinking until?

Coffee is your friend.

I closed down the bar so ... 2:00am. But hey, I was only 30 minutes late today ... not bad huh?

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: Ciber

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What time were you drinking until?

Coffee is your friend.

Coffee does NOT help.

Why the hell do people keep spreading this crap.

oh and don't forget to put a penny in your mouth

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Billzie7718
It is highly possible that I am still drunk from last night. And ... there is a greater than 50% chance that my boss knows.

for your employer

 

[Leper Messiah]

water and bread, water and bread!

And what were you doing drinking till drunkness on a monday night? :|

 

[DeadByDawn]

Just tell him you can't run the deep fryer today

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Ciber

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What time were you drinking until?

Coffee is your friend.

Coffee does NOT help.

Why the hell do people keep spreading this crap.

It helps me. That's why.

 

[Billzie7718]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
water and bread, water and bread!

And what were you doing drinking till drunkness on a monday night? :|

$5 pitchers and $2 you call-its

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: yobarman
The best part of being a part time waiter is showing up legally drunk and no one really noticing.

<--Corporate Restaurant Server here. :thumbsup:

 

[K1052]

Last time I did that it was for a business night out on behalf of the company (dinner + drinks + drinks + drinks ...well you get the idea).

There could hardly have been any complaints about my zombie-like disposition that next morning at work.

 

[Connoisseur]

Heh heh, do that every week buddy. Came back to the office on a Thursday night (Friday morning) at 12am to pick up my stuff after gettin hammered at a couple of bars. My boss was still there. Waved at him and told him I wasn't gonna be in in the morning. He laughed and told me to take the day off .

 

[Billzie7718]

Originally posted by: K1052
Last time I did that it was for a business night out on behalf of the company (dinner + drinks + drinks + drinks ...well you get the idea).

There could hardly have been any complaints about my zombie-like disposition that next morning at work.

Well, this was all me and I have been drinking caffeine since I got here. I have no idea how I made it to work.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

AUP

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
water and bread, water and bread!

And what were you doing drinking till drunkness on a monday night? :|

QFT

 

[bigrash]

you don't sound drunk enough. get some more alcohol.

 

[DaShen]

You probably should have called in sick if you are that messed up.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Billzie7718

Originally posted by: K1052
Last time I did that it was for a business night out on behalf of the company (dinner + drinks + drinks + drinks ...well you get the idea).

There could hardly have been any complaints about my zombie-like disposition that next morning at work.

Well, this was all me and I have been drinking caffeine since I got here. I have no idea how I made it to work.

It is also extremely fortunate that I live three blocks from my office.

 

[Billzie7718]

Originally posted by: DaShen
You probably should have called in sick if you are that messed up.

One of the drawbacks of being a contractor, can't give them any reason to fire me.