I'm Angry

[Crono]

Someone broke my red Swingline stapler at work while I was on vacation.

He or she (or someone else) also took my staple remover.

Problem is I don't know who did it. What should I do?

 

[F1N3ST]

OK, calm down Milton.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Set fire to the office, find money, head to an island somewhere.

 

[Ika]

did you ask for no salt on your margarita while on vacation?

 

[shortylickens]

Set fire to the office, find money, head to an island somewhere.

I am disgusted we even have to say this.

 

[nageov3t]

go back in time and stash them safely in a drawer?

 

[Ika]

also, welcome back we missed you

 

[NinjaTech]

OK, this is what you do:

1. Open drawer
2. Stick head in drawer
3. Shut draw really hard
4. repeat as necessary

 

[Iron Woode]

I believe you have my stapler.

 

[moshquerade]

It might show up later in a bowl of jello

 

[dfuze]

They didn't move you to the basement yet, did they?

 

[moshquerade]

also, welcome back we missed you

sounds like he was gone on vacation.

but awwwww, you care.

 

[Squisher]

Remember, fire cleanses all.

 

[Sea Moose]

Posting in a Crono thread



use the companies petty fund cash to replace your property
This is what i did, and i upgraded from a cheap stapler to a formula one racing stapler

 

[highland145]

I say call all the mo-fos mo-fos and jump on the escape slide outside your nearest office window.

Edit: what floor are you on again?

 

[dpodblood]

It might show up later in a bowl of jello

Wrong office.

 

[moshquerade]

Wrong office.

Actually that is "The Office".

 

[meltdown75]

did you remember the cover sheet for the TPS report

 

[AMCRambler]

Shut up Milton.

 

[dpodblood]

Actually that is "The Office".

Thanks big tuna.

 

[Felisity]

Take out stapler anger on presumably innocent printer.

 

[Sea Moose]

I love you crono!

 

[Fenixgoon]

Take out stapler anger on presumably innocent printer.

why does it always say paper jam WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM?


PC load letter? what the FUCK does that mean?

 

[F1N3ST]

thanks big tuna.

lmao!

 

[moshquerade]

Thanks big tuna.

lol.... of all the characters on there I guess I'd choose to be Pam.