I'm an idiot looking for attention

[frankgomez75]

You know..... a rooster? Can you eat them? Does KFC and other chicken restaurants serve them?


Websters definition:

Main Entry: 1cock
Pronunciation: 'käk
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English cok, from Old English cocc, of imitative origin
1 a : the adult male of the domestic fowl (Gallus gallus) b : the male of birds other than the domestic fowl c : WOODCOCK d archaic : the crowing of a cock; also : COCKCROW e : WEATHERCOCK
2 : a device (as a faucet or valve) for regulating the flow of a liquid
3 a : a chief person : LEADER b : a person of spirit and often of a certain swagger or arrogance
4 a : the hammer in the lock of a firearm b : the cocked position of the hammer
5 usually vulgar : PENIS
- cock of the walk : one that dominates a group or situation especially overbearingly

 

[akubi]

what're you, like.. 8 years old?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

you could, but I don't.

 

[FleshLight]

They serve hens.

 

[gigapet]

ban
execute

 

[MoPHo]

wait, cock means penis?!?! HOLY CRAP I GOTTA GO SPREAD THE WORD

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

 

[HardcoreRobot]

what? are you in a competition with stormrider for the most pitiful double-entendre lame threads?

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

 

[illusion88]

hens are better.

 

[MrChad]

<obligatory>Ask your mom </obligatory>

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster instead of cock.

 

[frankgomez75]

:roll:

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster insteed of cock.

Um.... and you are who? I am using proper english. A cock is a male chicken. Simple as that. I was curious if people here have tried it and whether it tasted any different than a hen.

Knowing that all chickens born can't be female... I assumed there were many cocks. What do farmers do with all of these? Surely they all can't be used just for reproduction. I was curious and wanted to know whether the farmers sold them to restaurants and whether they had the same taste as hens. Or do farmers just kill them?


Some people are a little too wound up. jeez....

 

[meltdown75]

congrats, dumbest thread i've seen in weeks

 

[mercanucaribe]

Where do you live? Around here, middle school doesn't get out until 3:00.

Edit: Oh you live in Houston. Middle school there DOES get out at 3:00.

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
:roll:

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster insteed of cock.

Um.... and you are who? I am using proper english. A cock is a male chicken. Simple as that. I was curious if people here have tried it and whether it tasted any different than a hen.

Knowing that all chickens born can't be female... I assumed there were many cocks. What do farmers do with all of these? Surely they all can't be used just for reproduction. I was curious and wanted to know whether the farmers sold them to restaurants and whether they had the same taste as hens. Or do farmers just kill them?


Some people are a little too wound up. jeez....

that is because you are dumb, and you are an ass.

you know... a donkey.

ass1 Audio pronunciation of "ass" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s)
n. pl. ass·es (sz)
1. Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.
2. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.

 

[RollWave]

I'm a vegetarian

 

[Nitemare]

I've heard your mom is a 5 star cock gobbler

 

[Printer Bandit]

sure, you can eat bitches too.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
:roll:

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster insteed of cock.

Um.... and you are who? I am using proper english. A cock is a male chicken. Simple as that. I was curious if people here have tried it and whether it tasted any different than a hen.

Knowing that all chickens born can't be female... I assumed there were many cocks. What do farmers do with all of these? Surely they all can't be used just for reproduction. I was curious and wanted to know whether the farmers sold them to restaurants and whether they had the same taste as hens. Or do farmers just kill them?


Some people are a little too wound up. jeez....

I'm Zysoclaplem.
I don't care if you are using proper english or not. I know what a cock is, much better than you I am sure.
You knew exactly what you were doing when you were posting the word cock, and I know it was supposed to be funny, but don't get all huffy when someone decides to compare you to an 8 year old.

 

[CKent]

There's something like a 50:1 ratio of females to males among chickens. Roosters are generally kept as breeding stock, though I don't see why you couldn't eat one. Pretty good for a city boy eh?

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
:roll:

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster insteed of cock.

Um.... and you are who? I am using proper english. A cock is a male chicken. Simple as that. I was curious if people here have tried it and whether it tasted any different than a hen.

Knowing that all chickens born can't be female... I assumed there were many cocks. What do farmers do with all of these? Surely they all can't be used just for reproduction. I was curious and wanted to know whether the farmers sold them to restaurants and whether they had the same taste as hens. Or do farmers just kill them?


Some people are a little too wound up. jeez....

I'm Zysoclaplem.
I don't care if you are using proper english or not. I know what a cock is, much better than you I am sure.
You knew exactly what you were doing when you were posting the word cock, and I know it was supposed to be funny, but don't get all huffy when someone decides to compare you to an 8 year old.

ok.. first off I'm not upset by any comments made. If anything I'm just laughing at how serious people get. After all this is an OFF TOPIC section meant to be laid back. So i am pretty much taking all this verbal abuse very lightly.

Took me 1000+ post to get my first flame.... so overall not too bad. Funny... it took a simple word to get peoples panties in a knot. :laugh:

 

[loup garou]

I'm the cock of the walk!

 

[AMCRambler]

hehehehe teh kak

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: rnp614
I'm a vegetarian

Ah, so you eat nuts. :laugh: