Suspension it works! the suspension actully decreases the force felt on thr unibody by absorbing that force. now IF the suspension bottoms out it could possibly effect the unibody which is unlikely at 5mph. if he hit one doing say 50 id be more inclined to agree with you. but you really more or less need to jump a car pretty hard for it to effect the unibody of a car. the rubber bushings shocks and springs do a really good job absorbing all these forces. if they didnt all them bumps and lumps would go to you which would make for a horrid ride.
and personal experence abound with this. i bought an MR2 spyder that was totaled due to the suspension knuckle getting ripped off the car with and impact with a curb and subsquent other objects and the unibody was straight *frame machine measured* they can take quite a beating and not get damaged.
just for the record. the wheel got bent to hell and back on the inside. and you can see the knuckle and brake assembly inside the wheel. just reaffirming my stance your not wrong but its gonna take WAYYYYY more force then a 5mph hit