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I'm addicted to my bed.

J

JacobJ

Banned
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my laptop.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated so I just collect checks(yest I get out of bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my bed for a few days)

I feel really apathetic. I feel like I'm an attention whore. I need excercise or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable?

My relatively new girlfriend, who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her for fifteen hours to visit her folks, whom I've never met. That sounds rather serious. But, thats off topic...

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later. I took a crap, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my laptop. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. 🙁

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
 
Originally posted by: JacobJ
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my laptop.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated so I just collect checks(yest I get out of bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my bed for a few days)

I feel really apathetic. I feel like I'm an attention whore. I need excercise or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable?

My relatively new girlfriend, who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her for fifteen hours to visit her folks, whom I've never met. That sounds rather serious. But, thats off topic...

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later. I took a crap, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my laptop. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. 🙁

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
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Whored enough for a day?

 
home = apathy trap. take your laptop and go work at a nice park or something. otherwise you'll just sit around, surf the net, watch tv, sleep a lot, and eat junk food. it's too easy to squander time at home sometimes.
 
Originally posted by: Czar
we want to know how you are self employed and dont have to do any work and still make money?
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If I told you, I'd be creating potential competitors.

Originally posted by: HamSupLo
dealing drugs?
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No...although maybe some of my advertisers might be selling diet pills.

Originally posted by: Kaido
home = apathy trap. take your laptop and go work at a nice park or something. otherwise you'll just sit around, surf the net, watch tv, sleep a lot, and eat junk food. it's too easy to squander time at home sometimes.
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Good idea...that was the plan today...I just somehow never really made it that far...but theres still hope!!!
 
Originally posted by: JacobJ
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my weiner.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated masturbation so I just collect sperm(yeast gets on the bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my penis for a few days)

I feel really pathetic. I feel like I'm a man whore. I need anal or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable with a penis in my butt?

My relatively new girlfriend(who is really a man), who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her(him) for fifteen hours to turn some tricks, which I've never done before, alone. That sounds rather scandalous. But, thats off topic... or on topic depending on how much you pay me.

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later because I'm not making any money. I took a crap to clear out the dried semen, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my vibrator. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed masturbating and turning tricks. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. Which means great profits. 🙂

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
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Fixed.
 
Originally posted by: JacobJ
Originally posted by: Czar
we want to know how you are self employed and dont have to do any work and still make money?
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If I told you, I'd be creating potential competitors.

Originally posted by: HamSupLo
dealing drugs?
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No...although maybe some of my advertisers might be selling diet pills.
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So you're a spammer?
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: JacobJ
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my weiner.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated masturbation so I just collect sperm(yeast gets on the bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my penis for a few days)

I feel really pathetic. I feel like I'm a man whore. I need anal or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable with a penis in my butt?

My relatively new girlfriend(who is really a man), who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her(him) for fifteen hours to turn some tricks, which I've never done before, alone. That sounds rather scandalous. But, thats off topic... or on topic depending on how much you pay me.

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later because I'm not making any money. I took a crap to clear out the dried semen, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my vibrator. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed masturbating and turning tricks. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. Which means great profits. 🙂

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
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Fixed.
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LMAO!!!
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: JacobJ
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my weiner.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated masturbation so I just collect sperm(yeast gets on the bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my penis for a few days)

I feel really pathetic. I feel like I'm a man whore. I need anal or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable with a penis in my butt?

My relatively new girlfriend(who is really a man), who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her(him) for fifteen hours to turn some tricks, which I've never done before, alone. That sounds rather scandalous. But, thats off topic... or on topic depending on how much you pay me.

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later because I'm not making any money. I took a crap to clear out the dried semen, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my vibrator. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed masturbating and turning tricks. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. Which means great profits. 🙂

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
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Fixed.
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lmao!!!
 
Originally posted by: Kilrsat
Originally posted by: JacobJ
Originally posted by: Czar
we want to know how you are self employed and dont have to do any work and still make money?
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If I told you, I'd be creating potential competitors.

Originally posted by: HamSupLo
dealing drugs?
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No...although maybe some of my advertisers might be selling diet pills.
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So you're a spammer?
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No...my advertisers are provided through the google adsense program.
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: JacobJ
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my weiner.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated masturbation so I just collect sperm(yeast gets on the bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my penis for a few days)

I feel really pathetic. I feel like I'm a man whore. I need anal or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable with a penis in my butt?

My relatively new girlfriend(who is really a man), who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her(him) for fifteen hours to turn some tricks, which I've never done before, alone. That sounds rather scandalous. But, thats off topic... or on topic depending on how much you pay me.

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later because I'm not making any money. I took a crap to clear out the dried semen, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my vibrator. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed masturbating and turning tricks. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. Which means great profits. 🙂

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
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Fixed.
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LMAO!!!
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:laugh: LMAO!!! :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: JacobJ
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my laptop.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated so I just collect checks(yest I get out of bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my bed for a few days)

I feel really apathetic. I feel like I'm an attention whore. I need excercise or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable?

My relatively new girlfriend, who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her for fifteen hours to visit her folks, whom I've never met. That sounds rather serious. But, thats off topic...

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later. I took a crap, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my laptop. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. 🙁

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
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soon you will be just like Brian Wilson.
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: JacobJ
I'm addicted to my bed.

All I've been doing is laying down on it, playing with my weiner.

I'm not unemployed...I'm self employed, but mostly its automated masturbation so I just collect sperm(yeast gets on the bed sometimes...really, I've only been addicted to my penis for a few days)

I feel really pathetic. I feel like I'm a man whore. I need anal or something. Damnit. Why am I so frigging comfortable with a penis in my butt?

My relatively new girlfriend(who is really a man), who was in this bed a few nights ago, came by the other day and suggested maybe I drive with her(him) for fifteen hours to turn some tricks, which I've never done before, alone. That sounds rather scandalous. But, thats off topic... or on topic depending on how much you pay me.

my problem is that even when I get out of bed, I just end up back in it a few minutes later because I'm not making any money. I took a crap to clear out the dried semen, ate an apple, sat in front of the tv, and plugged in my vibrator. Thats all I've done other than be on my bed masturbating and turning tricks. Total time off bed today: about a half hour. Which means great profits. 🙂

#$U%)#$(*%$)*%$#)*$#)$%#)#@($*&$#*)
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Fixed.
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Brilliant :laugh:

 
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