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Sure, but then what would the snails eat?Would you consider snails food?
It's like I just can't live without it.
Pretty sure I have had tens of thousands of different snails.Would you consider snails food?
So you are a Frenchman.Pretty sure I have had tens of thousands of different snails.
You can't live without it. Weak parody dude.
It's like I just can't live without it.
sometimes the most obvious jokes are the best ones
You can. Fill a liter bottle with electrolytes (combination of normal salt and pink salt should work, a pinch of each). Then imagine you are marooned on an island and every day the bottle is all you have. Day 1 will be hard. Day 2 may feel the worst. Day 3 will be much easier. Day 4, you will feel like you never need to eat again. Day 5, you may start feeling weak. Day 6, break your fast with something simple, like fruits and maybe a nice omelette. That's it. You will know now that you don't need food as much as you thought.It's like I just can't live without it.
Would only work if I was tied down.Become a breatharian and free yourself from the need to ingest organic matter. I haven't eaten anything in nearly 3 hours and feel great.
Jesus! I'm almost afraid to ask what was wrong, but it's great that you seem to be on the mend.Would only work if I was tied down.
FOOD! I need FOOD!
Last year everyone at the hospital was happy to see me putting on weight.
I remember during my PET scan last year I was debating If I should get Burger King or Taco Bell afterwards. Or perhaps I should get both, storing up extra energy would be a good thing.
Then I managed to gain weight during Chemo.
Now my oncologist is telling me I need to slow down. There is now too much Jon! I would weigh even more if I still had the innards they removed earlier this year!
Now that everything is flowing through my reconstructed digestive system and I no longer have my small intestine draining into a bag taped to my abdomen eating is so easy and FUN!
FOOD! FOOD! I NEED FOOD!
Rectal cancer, Lost my rectum and descending colon. It was high enough that they saved my poop hole, yea! Just had to reroute my transverse colon and I can function almost normally.Jesus! I'm almost afraid to ask what was wrong, but it's great that you seem to be on the mend.
I think easier is a relative term, with the other option being death, yeah it was "easier".Rectal cancer, Lost my rectum and descending colon. It was high enough that they saved my poop hole, yea! Just had to reroute my transverse colon and I can function almost normally.
Overall it was a major pain in the ass. Looking back it all seems rather horrific, but going through it was a lot easier than you would expect. It was a wild adventure.
BTDT. Went 6 days without food once. No biggie. Just for the hell of it.You can. Fill a liter bottle with electrolytes (combination of normal salt and pink salt should work, a pinch of each). Then imagine you are marooned on an island and every day the bottle is all you have. Day 1 will be hard. Day 2 may feel the worst. Day 3 will be much easier. Day 4, you will feel like you never need to eat again. Day 5, you may start feeling weak. Day 6, break your fast with something simple, like fruits and maybe a nice omelette. That's it. You will know now that you don't need food as much as you thought.
BTDT. Went 6 days without food once. No biggie.
It was way back around 1970 when I encountered an article entitled Food Pollution. Reading and rereading that had a big effect on me. Before that I had virtually no exposure to the realm of ideas about what you should avoid in the supermarket, food service, restaurants, etc. etc. etc. It delved into many aspects including additives, preservatives, extenders, emulsifiers, food coloring, all the crazy weird and confusing gobbledygook you see on labels you see in the stores.... the more I'm inclined to avoid them lol.
That is an excellent way to get rid of senile cells. How much weight do you lose at the end of 2 weeks? What's your first meal like after the end of the fast?I do an annual 2-week water-only fast now.
That is an excellent way to get rid of senile cells. How much weight do you lose at the end of 2 weeks? What's your first meal like after the end of the fast?