I'm trying to make a crack at myself and am in need of help. I'm looking for a good ending to the metophor above.
you see, I'm the antithesis of bob vila. I can put together a computer w/out any problems - yes I am a geek. however, my greatest power tool (no puns, please
) is my checkbook. my best example; the little bong thing in my toilet broke and water kept filling in the chamber. and reaching over to turn on/off the pipe was entirely too much of a hassle after realeasing the urinal pressure off the inner walls of my bladder. not knowing what to do, I pulled in a maguyver (sp?). you can, infact, jury rig a toilet with a screwdriver (the tool, you lushes!) and a bottle of aspirin. after my temporary fix I had to call in the big guns. thanks mom, you rock.
I can, at the bare minimum, use any variation of a screwdriver will relative ease. past that, you're talking an act of gawd for me to get anything done. though I do wield a chainsaw with superb dexterity.
so come on, cut me down. I welcome it.
you see, I'm the antithesis of bob vila. I can put together a computer w/out any problems - yes I am a geek. however, my greatest power tool (no puns, please
) is my checkbook. my best example; the little bong thing in my toilet broke and water kept filling in the chamber. and reaching over to turn on/off the pipe was entirely too much of a hassle after realeasing the urinal pressure off the inner walls of my bladder. not knowing what to do, I pulled in a maguyver (sp?). you can, infact, jury rig a toilet with a screwdriver (the tool, you lushes!) and a bottle of aspirin. after my temporary fix I had to call in the big guns. thanks mom, you rock.I can, at the bare minimum, use any variation of a screwdriver will relative ease. past that, you're talking an act of gawd for me to get anything done. though I do wield a chainsaw with superb dexterity.
so come on, cut me down. I welcome it.
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