Im a flippin Genius!

[funboy6942]

So Im sitting here as usual, being me, and Im having a drag off my Marlboro menthol lights, when it hit me when I took out my Cherry Vanilla incense. It went past my nose as I took a drag and was like "SHIT, that smelled, and tasted kinda great, I wonder...."

So I took a non packed smoke, clipped off a smoke size part off of the cherry, shoved it down the tobacco road and lit it, and it was, lack of better words, GREAT.

It had a hint of menthol, cherry, and vanilla, and dare I even say caught a buzz off it all

But I think Im onto something here, fruit flavored smokes for the fruits to go with the fruity tasting wines, and drinks

I think I may need to patent this, or if someone else takes my idea and does, remember to give me a kick back for the idea

Apple smokes
Strawberry smokes,
Boysenberry smokes
Old 90 year old lady cootch smoke for the really weird ones

Im gonna smoke me another

Make it a manly Musk one

 

[Colt45]

they make (or did? think they banned em here..) fruit flavoured smokes.

said they were targeted at kids, or something. You can still get fruit flavoured cigarillos though, go figure.

 

[polarbear6]

How about a ham burger smoke or a pizza smoke ??
Just grind a ham burger in a food processor and apply the liquid on the cigarette !!!!


And here is a one for you
http://anti-smoking-ads.blogspot.com/
Smoking is very harmful to you lungs....
Think about your children and all the ones you care for before you lit that tobacco rap.
Ask yourself this "Is this more than my loved ones ??"

 

[slugg]

Ever heard of Hookah?

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: ganesh1
How about a ham burger smoke or a pizza smoke ??
Just grind a ham burger in a food processor and apply the liquid on the cigarette !!!!


And here is a one for you
http://anti-smoking-ads.blogspot.com/
Smoking is very harmful to you lungs....
Think about your children and all the ones you care for before you lit that tobacco rap.
Ask yourself this "Is this more than my loved ones ??"

Do you think the OP doesn't know that? Most people have accepted that and don't do well when told about this.

However, they bitch and moan like hell when they get cancer. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but you can't run their lives for them, now can you?

 

[arkcom]

You smoked incense? That is pretty dumb.

 

[polarbear6]

Originally posted by: slugg
Ever heard of Hookah?

I did !! and I even saw a legally minor smoke before me !!!
They do have many flavors

http://www.vcuinsight.vcu.edu/...all06/Dec06/hookah.jpg

Atlast baby my first TIME WRAP !!!

 

[polarbear6]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: ganesh1
How about a ham burger smoke or a pizza smoke ??
Just grind a ham burger in a food processor and apply the liquid on the cigarette !!!!


And here is a one for you
http://anti-smoking-ads.blogspot.com/
Smoking is very harmful to you lungs....
Think about your children and all the ones you care for before you lit that tobacco rap.
Ask yourself this "Is this more than my loved ones ??"

Do you think the OP doesn't know that? Most people have accepted that and don't do well when told about this.

However, they bitch and moan like hell when they get cancer. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but you can't run their lives for them, now can you?

Well my father has also been smoking since he was 20 now he is like 51. So he is coughing all the time. so every time i hear a guy talk about smoking I get emotional and tell them about lung cancer.

two in a row !! yeah baby this is my lucky day !!!

 

[Wreckem]

Originally posted by: Colt45
they make (or did? think they banned em here..) fruit flavoured smokes.

said they were targeted at kids, or something. You can still get fruit flavoured cigarillos though, go figure.

There is a bill in congress to ban flavored cigars/cigarillos... I think its languishing in committee but you never know what those congress critters will do.

Next thing you'll know is they be trying to ban shisha.

 

[alevasseur14]

Middleton makes wine flavored tipped cigarillos and they are amazing. Super smooth pipe tobacco with a hint of grape - sign me up!

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: arkcom
You smoked incense? That is pretty dumb.

Am I not "smoking it" when I light it in my room???

It actually burns at the same rate as my cigarette, has a more of cigar taste to it due to the wood, and as far as my health, you must not know me to well for smoking is one of my least worries with all the problems I have, and I may as well do some things I like to enjoy since Im not going to be around for much longer

I dont smoke in front of my kids, I take it outside, I know whats good and bad and dont need to be policed, its my life, and its fucked, so Im goona do what I wanna do, and this actually tasted pretty damn good. Dont knock it till you try it.

 

[polarbear6]

Originally posted by: funboy6942

Originally posted by: arkcom
You smoked incense? That is pretty dumb.

Am I not "smoking it" when I light it in my room???

It actually burns at the same rate as my cigarette, has a more of cigar taste to it due to the wood, and as far as my health, you must not know me to well for smoking is one of my least worries with all the problems I have, and I may as well do some things I like to enjoy since Im not going to be around for much longer

I dont smoke in front of my kids, I take it outside, I know whats good and bad and dont need to be policed, its my life, and its fucked, so Im goona do what I wanna do, and this actually tasted pretty damn good. Dont knock it till you try it.

Hey, my life is also fucked... But sale of cigars to the kids of my age in our country is prohibited. So i shag off instead ...
Ever tried that instead of smoking ??

 

[effowe]

Camel used to make a cigarette called Mandarin Mint, orange menthol.

 

[Newbian]

You are to blame when kids get cancer now... :|

 

[arkcom]

Originally posted by: funboy6942

Originally posted by: arkcom
You smoked incense? That is pretty dumb.

Am I not "smoking it" when I light it in my room???

It actually burns at the same rate as my cigarette, has a more of cigar taste to it due to the wood, and as far as my health, you must not know me to well for smoking is one of my least worries with all the problems I have, and I may as well do some things I like to enjoy since Im not going to be around for much longer

I dont smoke in front of my kids, I take it outside, I know whats good and bad and dont need to be policed, its my life, and its fucked, so Im goona do what I wanna do, and this actually tasted pretty damn good. Dont knock it till you try it.

Ahhh, a race to death. I get it now.

edit: Let us know if you win.

 

[funboy6942]

Wish I could shag off, between my pills I take and heart problems and other stuff going down, Sarge Has not stood at attention in over 2 years. I know that would be great not only for me but mt wife wouldnt mind it either too

 

[Rebasxer]

How will my kids get cancer because I smoke. I would never smoke in a confined space with children, hell as it is now I only smoke outside.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Personally I would have just mixed the first two products from here.

Extra genius points if you make spearmint menthol black cheery vanilla tobacco.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: ganesh1
How about a ham burger smoke or a pizza smoke ??
Just grind a ham burger in a food processor and apply the liquid on the cigarette !!!!


And here is a one for you
http://anti-smoking-ads.blogspot.com/
Smoking is very harmful to you lungs....
Think about your children and all the ones you care for before you lit that tobacco rap.
Ask yourself this "Is this more than my loved ones ??"

I take it you didn't get banned for the kangaroo porn then?

 

[polarbear6]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Wish I could shag off, between my pills I take and heart problems and other stuff going down, Sarge Has not stood at attention in over 2 years. I know that would be great not only for me but mt wife wouldnt mind it either too

You know why you can't shag off ??

check this out
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/357985.stm

 

[polarbear6]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: ganesh1
How about a ham burger smoke or a pizza smoke ??
Just grind a ham burger in a food processor and apply the liquid on the cigarette !!!!


And here is a one for you
http://anti-smoking-ads.blogspot.com/
Smoking is very harmful to you lungs....
Think about your children and all the ones you care for before you lit that tobacco rap.
Ask yourself this "Is this more than my loved ones ??"

I take it you didn't get banned for the kangaroo porn then?

please .... it was hilarious i risked it all !!!!
and i dont care about the result or the after math !!!

i found something funny and i felt i need to share it ...