I'm a class A dumbass

[SSSnail]

Plot: Morongo. Poker table.

Situation: So I was holding a 9 and 10 off suite, flop was 5 5 and 9. Next draw 7. I bet. One guy has little chip went all in, I called. Chips leader raised, I called.

Last card, a 5. Then there was a replay on the CAL game, about that tackle out of bound incomplete... Chips leader said he had a straight. I muffed my card.

Pot was almost 1k.

Yup.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Plot: Morongo. Poker table.

Situation: So I was holding a 9 and 10 off suite, flop was 5 5 and 9. Next draw 7. I bet. One guy has little chip went all in, I called. Chips leader raised, I called.

Last card, a 5. Then there was a replay on the CAL game, about that tackle out of bound incomplete... Chips leader said he had a straight. I muffed my card.

Pot was almost 1k.

Yup.

haha

 

[Steve]

¿Que?

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Steve
¿Que?

something about muff diving was all I could get out of that....

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Steve
¿Que?

He had a winning hand(full house) but got distracted when the cards were called. Another player(the chip leader) said I has straight! OP said "Oh noes! and threw his cards down, thinking he had lost" 5 seconds later he started to use this device as he figured out that he had just thrown down a 1,000$+ hand

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Steve
¿Que?

He had a winning hand(flush) but got distracted when the cards were called. Another player(the chip leader) said I has straight! OP said "Oh noes! and threw his cards down, thinking he had lost" 5 seconds later he started to use this device as he figured out that he had just thrown down a 1,000$+ hand

Not a flush, better, a FULL HOUSE.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Steve
¿Que?

He had a winning hand(flush) but got distracted when the cards were called. Another player(the chip leader) said I has straight! OP said "Oh noes! and threw his cards down, thinking he had lost" 5 seconds later he started to use this device as he figured out that he had just thrown down a 1,000$+ hand

:laugh:

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Steve
¿Que?

He had a winning hand(flush) but got distracted when the cards were called. Another player(the chip leader) said I has straight! OP said "Oh noes! and threw his cards down, thinking he had lost" 5 seconds later he started to use this device as he figured out that he had just thrown down a 1,000$+ hand

Not a flush, better, a FULL HOUSE.

I knew that, I just pulled a SSSnail while I was making that post.

 

[Drako]

You should have mucked your cards instead of muffing them. I believe that was your downfall.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Steve
¿Que?

He had a winning hand(flush) but got distracted when the cards were called. Another player(the chip leader) said I has straight! OP said "Oh noes! and threw his cards down, thinking he had lost" 5 seconds later he started to use this device as he figured out that he had just thrown down a 1,000$+ hand

Not a flush, better, a FULL HOUSE.

I knew that, I just pulled a SSSnail while I was making that post.

LoL... yeah, it got even better after that. So the next hand I held Ace and Jack of club, flop was ace, jack and queen. I bet. One guy called. I went all in. I lost, the guy had pocket queens.

It wasn't my day to play poker.

 

[Mermaidman]

Question: If a player shows his winning hand and mistakenly thinks he lost and leaves, is the casino dealer obligated to call him back?

(I'm thinking of the time I showed my pair of Kings and the 'winner' said he had a straight. I didn't really look at his hand and just walked away disgusted.)

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Question: If a player shows his winning hand and mistakenly thinks he lost and leaves, is the casino dealer obligated to call him back?

(I'm thinking of the time I showed my pair of Kings and the 'winner' said he had a straight. I didn't really look at his hand and just walked away disgusted.)

If you flip your cards, you can call loss and the dealer will MAKE you a winner if you have the winning hand. My problem was I threw my cards, once those touched the mucked pile, there was nothing anybody can do.

 

[mb]

Were you drunk?

 

[PepePeru]

a fool and his money are soon parted.

 

[sygyzy]

What does "muffed" mean?

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: sygyzy
What does "muffed" mean?

Mucked, I call it muffed, why does that matter? It's already determined that I'm a dumbass.

 

[jinglehorse]

I don't know what's more retarded...you playing that 9-10 offsuit or you getting distracted during a 1K pot.

It must have been a long night. Up until that point, of course.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: jinglehorse
I don't know what's more retarded...you playing that 9-10 offsuit or you getting distracted during a 1K pot.

It must have been a long night. Up until that point, of course.

Meh, it was a free ride, I was BB and nobody raised on turn.

 

[jinglehorse]

Pretty expensive free ride, if you ask me.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: jinglehorse
Pretty expensive free ride, if you ask me.

In retrospect, yes it was.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Plot: Morongo. Poker table.

Situation: So I was holding a 9 and 10 off suite, flop was 5 5 and 9. Next draw 7. I bet. One guy has little chip went all in, I called. Chips leader raised, I called.

Last card, a 5. Then there was a replay on the CAL game, about that tackle out of bound incomplete... Chips leader said he had a straight. I muffed my card.

Pot was almost 1k.

Yup.

how big? I'm an expert.