As much as you want it to, it will NOT be settled immediately.
Go through the proper chanells, and it WILL be taken care of satisfactorily.
There was some good advice for you earlier.
"Don't waste money on a lawyer. They won't do anything you can't do. Talk to each of those companies that show as a debt on you credit report and have them send you a letter making the distinction between yourselfa nd your dad. Then contact the credit agency with said info. Annoying process but it can be done quite easily."
Take the time to get this worked out, it's worth it.
edit: I some how I managed to rack up an approximate $40,000 in debt.: disgust; I work as an actor making around $12k a year. That adds up to bad ju-ju. Little by little, I'm making a dent in the debt. my gut tells me to avoid bankruptcy at all cost, though I'm not sure.