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ilovebees.com

HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE

Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.

This medium is classified, and has a
STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.

In 1 days, network throttling will erode.

In 15 days this medium will metastasize.

COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
28:19:15:24:734

Make your decisions accordingly.

what...the...fvck?
 
some doods crazy theory.....

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Hey Guys Im New But i See That you Guys been Writing about this so here is what i think


Aight here is the answer to the bee's riddle...dont read forward if u want to solve it yourself...
My translation from = http://www.ilovebees.com/comatas.html

A little translation on the myth comatas...
Comatas was an Italian shepherd most dedicated to the Muses. He frequently sacrificed his master's sheep to them in tribute. When the master discovered that Comatas was sacrificing his sheep to the Muses he locked Comatas in a caedar sarcophagus, and off-handedly said that since he was do dedicated to the Muses they would no doubt save him from death. Three months after the sarcophagus was sealed it was re-opened, and, much to the master's surprise, the Muses had indeed saved Comatas. They had been sending bees into the sarcophagus to give him food and water enough to live.


My translation.




The nine muses = halo players..
met on mt olympus surrounded by the bee's = met on a slope surrounded by vehicles...
one day a goat herd glimpesd them dancing..and caught up in a wave of awe = saw them near base and sent out one of his spartan's.
the muses took pity comatas and sent there bee's to carry hunny to them through a crack in the chest..when the chest was fully opened he emerged in perfect health = they sent vehicles toattack the base and broke thru a spot in the defence...they killed every1 and some1 brokle away in a vehicle with the prized flag...ie honey..




Halo 2 was suppposed to come out on the 9th of November (9/11/04)

9 + 11 + 04 = 24

you played Halo's single player?
did you check the email of the person who 'supposedly' runs ilovebees.com?

its ladybud777@hotmail.com

7 x 7 x 7 = 343
343 Guilty Spark
http://www.argn.com

you see how the first news post starts off with
'it looks like ilovebees.com (aka SPiDeR)
and see how the letters SPDR are in caps?
well look to the left underneath 'IN PLAY'

you see...SPiDeR (Halo 2) ?
ie. Single ( S ) Player ( P ) Demo ( D ) Release ( R ) ie (Halo 2)

But halo 2 cant be released as a demo......it has an ESRB rating so its completed....and in the faq they have sworn not to release a demo.....

on the countdown it says in 3 days network throttling will erode.
3 days time there is as ms conference

IMO i think halo 2 will be released early...they have put it back so many times...and they have completed the game...why get it rated and complete and hold it 3 months to release?!?!

Either that or in the microsoft meeting they will be discussing a halo 2 pc version. they can afford it lol..i dont care what happens but post what u think and hints...eetc in this thread and keep it alive.
Hope this has passed those crossroads for y'all.

Here is some more "convincing" evidence...
http://www.cafeshops.com/ilovebees.12518390
and click "veiw larger image" found just under the shirt.
veiw the back.
ALso in the movie....it says "were not ready" but he is...dont u guys get it?!?! HALO 2 IS READY!! AND ITS GOING TO BE RELEASED!!!!!! 24th!! AUGUST!!!....2004!!!
 
I read the 'translation'...not sure if I believe it. if you read the comments on the blog (http://ilovebees.blogspot.com/) it seems a lot of fans are going thru the site and putting all the hidden text together.

when I read thru that stuff, it 'sounds' exactly like LEELA, DURANDAL, and TYCO. if you are a long-time bungie fan, you already know what those are...they are AI constructs on board another human ship called Marathon (their first 3 FPS games)

Halo is set in the Marathon world, though further in the future. if you look around some of the Halo stuff, you'll see Marathon logos (Captain Keyes has one as his badge on his shirt). Marathon rocked ass! the storyline of the AI constructs was awesome, and Halo had an element of this, but not nearly as much...I think Bungie has resurrected some of the Marathon story for Halo 2. and if they are bringing back any of the Marathon AI's, this game's story will kick ass.

check out Marathon, Marathon 2, and Marathon Infinity. the stories are great, and there are Windows and Linux ports of the games now...there is a thread on http://www.bungie.net/ that explains how to download and play them...

-L
 
lies and propoganda... might as well be Half Life 2 propoganda.. HL2 and H2 = vaporware .. sometime next year =P
 
Originally posted by: CVSiN
well see whose retarded school boy when the game dont come out today .. becasue its not...

i never said it was coming out today, but it sure as hell is not coming out next year it will be out when bungie said it will be out.

MIKE
 
Bungie has never ever ever set a date on this game.. the press have and the retailers have several times...
Bungie is like Blizzard when its done its done...
 
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Bungie has never ever ever set a date on this game.. the press have and the retailers have several times...
Bungie is like Blizzard when its done its done...

Who created all the print media ads with the Nov date?
 
which november last november?
most peeps pull that crap outa EBs computers.. god knows where they get dates casue most of the time they are wrong...
I was moonlighting with gamestop last year when they thought it was going to be released.. then bungie said wtf we never said that..
i take anything but GONE GOLD announcements with a grain of salt..
 
anybody been following this? apparently payphones are ringing all around the country at specified coordinates. depending on what things you say to the recording on the payphone, audio links on ilovebees are being unlocked.
 
Originally posted by: TCPpacket
anybody been following this? apparently payphones are ringing all around the country at specified coordinates. depending on what things you say to the recording on the payphone, audio links on ilovebees are being unlocked.

LOL!
 
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Bungie has never ever ever set a date on this game.. the press have and the retailers have several times...
Bungie is like Blizzard when its done its done...

um, wrong. They even announced it at E3. That one guy had it TATTOOED on him with the date. It's even mentioned on their website:

http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?story=readyforhalo&p=467313

You were thinking back when retailers were saying it would be released in April. They had never set a date then.
 
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