Banks have been pissing me off. Apart from being in danger if my house gets burglarized, I'd like a banker from a brick-and-mortar bank to give me one good reason why I should deposit my money in an account, when I could just keep it in a safe at my house, and never pay these fees, and get about as much interest (0% as opposed to 0.125%).
Nobody is forcing you to open up an account with a bank. And something tells me you already know the answer to your question, you just thought you'd like to be the smartass on an internet forum.
