Illinois Medical Cannabis

chucky2

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Standing out here waiting for my dad, first day of distribution. Probably 50% of these people are fake ass needs people. Talk like idiot stoners, dress like them, carry themselves like them. I'd guesstimate perhaps of the remaining 50%, half are clearly F'd up, the other half can at least plausibly tell their story in a not obvious made up tale to justify why they need this shit.

Most funny moment so far: Miny argument breaks out on if you have medical cannabis card from IL, if you edit are shall not be unfringed allowed to have your poll tax FOID card and/or or even more poll tax carry concealed. You have to love stoners who are complain in about their rights being infringed wanting/happy others rights are being infringed.
 
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master_shake_

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Alcohol-Versus-Marijuana.jpg


so there's that.

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and that?
 

flexy

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so there's that.

http://patient.info/forums/discuss/marijuana-induced-hell-please-read-help--259358

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/26cnto/for_those_of_you_who_have_had_both_a_weed_induced/

I especially recommend the first one, entirely. I am talking from experience here as well. Just saying that MJ is *still* a hallucinogen drug, the whole "medical marijuana" hype has not changed this and IF someone really *thinks* they "need" it it must be taken responsibly.

FAIRNESS on both sides. There is no reason to demonize MJ but there is also no reason to glorify it as the new "medicine" which is good for everything.

It's a frickin' drug. It CAN affect certain people very negatively, sometimes considerably and sometimes for the rest of their lives.
Newbies/kids etc. normally have no clue what they are in for, not in a time where people use vaporizers, "dabs" or whatever and where weed in general is a lot more potent than back in hippie times.
 
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master_shake_

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http://patient.info/forums/discuss/marijuana-induced-hell-please-read-help--259358

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/26cnto/for_those_of_you_who_have_had_both_a_weed_induced/

I especially recommend the first one, entirely. I am talking from experience here as well. Just saying that MJ is *still* a hallucinogen drug, the whole "medical marijuana" hype has not changed this and IF someone really *thinks* they "need" it it must be taken responsibly.

FAIRNESS on both sides. There is no reason to demonize MJ but there is also no reason to glorify it as the new "medicine" which is good for everything.

It's a frickin' drug. It CAN affect certain people very negatively, sometimes considerably and sometimes for the rest of their lives.

you mean the guy who already had an anxiety disorder? who is on a drug for a general anxiety disorder and then took himself off it cause he had sexual problems?

also here are some fun side effects from his medication that cover everything he's complaining about.

Contact your doctor if you experience these side effects and they are severe or bothersome. Your pharmacist may be able to advise you on managing side effects.

  • changes in heart rate
  • congested or runny nose
  • constipation
  • diarrhea
  • difficulty sleeping
  • dizziness
  • drowsiness
  • dry mouth
  • fatigue
  • fever
  • heartburn

  • increased sweating
  • insomnia
  • loss of appetite
  • nausea
  • sexual dysfunction including:
    • decreased libido (sex drive)
    • erectile dysfunction (difficulty getting or keeping an erection)
    • inability to have an orgasm
  • stomach upset
  • yawning
Although most of the side effects listed below don't happen very often, they could lead to serious problems if you do not check with your doctor or seek medical attention.
Check with your doctor as soon as possible if any of the following side effects occur:

  • bruising or unusual bleeding from the skin or other areas
  • difficulty controlling blood sugar levels
  • hallucinations
  • inability to urinate
  • involuntary movements of the body or face
  • low blood sodium (confusion, seizures, drowsiness, dryness of mouth, increased thirst, lack of energy)
  • severe agitation or restlessness
  • symptoms of glaucoma, e.g.:
    • increased pressure in the eye
    • eye pain
    • blurred vision
  • symptoms of liver damage, e.g.:
    • abdominal pain
    • dark urine
    • clay-coloured stools
    • itching
    • loss of appetite
    • nausea and vomiting
    • yellow skin or eyes

http://www.medbroadcast.com/Drug/GetDrug/Cipralex
 
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chucky2

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what is a "fake ass needs person"?

These are the people with the hair that is braided, hasn't been washed in about a year, wearing the rastafarian garb, talking like stoner Proggies (that faggy city sounding tone, but more stoner), talking about how many years they've been smoking and all the shit they've smoked....you know that type.

P.S. Not anti-mj at all, just found it interesting....
 

JSt0rm

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and you look down on them for being different?

Do you not want them to have weed? Or do you not care?
 

chucky2

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Don't care, except can already see the abuse of system starting on day one, and that's for something super regulated...LOL at normal social services having "1% abuse".

Wish they'd just legalize all but the super harsh/addictive drugs st the Fed level, drop any money spent on drug addiction programs, and be done with it.
 

JSt0rm

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I think you may have been smoking some of your dads weed. Its ok ;)
 

woolfe9998

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Standing out here waiting for my dad, first day of distribution. Probably 50% of these people are fake ass needs people. Talk like idiot stoners, dress like them, carry themselves like them. I'd guesstimate perhaps of the remaining 50%, half are clearly F'd up, the other half can at least plausibly tell their story in a not obvious made up tale to justify why they need this shit.

Most funny moment so far: Miny argument breaks out on if you have medical cannabis card from IL, if you edit are shall not be unfringed allowed to have your poll tax FOID card and/or or even more poll tax carry concealed. You have to love stoners who are complain in about their rights being infringed wanting/happy others rights are being infringed.

I agree with others in suggesting that you must have gotten some kind of contact high then went straight to your computer to post this.

I gather you don't like "stoners." I can glean very little else from your post.

Clean it up because it is incoherent.
 

flexy

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you mean the guy who already had an anxiety disorder? who is on a drug for a general anxiety disorder and then took himself off it cause he had sexual problems?

also here are some fun side effects from his medication that cover everything he's complaining about.



http://www.medbroadcast.com/Drug/GetDrug/Cipralex

Not all of them who joined the thread over time have some disorder or are one some meds as I see it although I admit that many there are.

But...if you were to "hand out" MJ to some folks, WOULD YOU know whether this or that person has some latent problem? (Whatever such problem may be, diagnosed or not).
If I look around it seems as if a whole lot of people today have "some type" of anxiety, stress, bipolar, ADHD, whatever. And ironically it's often exactly THOSE folks who take MJ to relieve it.
A lot of those folks "taking their medicine" have in fact NOTHING BUT some milder form of anxiety.
Now you give them a DRUG which is proven IN SOME CASES to exacerbate their anxiety, in some (many?) cases even triggering an psychosis...basically for the rest of their lives...you would take this on your cap?
This is why I said RESPONSIBLY...it's a mind-altering drug after all.
 

chucky2

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I think you may have been smoking some of your dads weed. Its ok ;)

Haha no way, that stuff off limits. I'd rather see him gain weight than me partake in the stoner.

I agree with others in suggesting that you must have gotten some kind of contact high then went straight to your computer to post this.

How so?

I gather you don't like "stoners." I can glean very little else from your post.

The dirty smelly unwashed ones? Not really. But I don't limit that to stoners, that's all dirty smelly people. I'm not sure how you can't glean from my post that there were a ton of people there that were clearly just people wanting their pot so they could get their stone on, and had no real medical issues. Shit man, there were people on the periphery that were waiting with the ones that actually got the medical card that were saying they couldn't wait to try some. It's a stoner game to them, they actually need it because they want to get their stone on, nothing more. More power to them, I'm not against them doing it.

Clean it up because it is incoherent.

I sense some smokers pained that the abuse rate is so high on something so regulated LOL...oh well...
 

umbrella39

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Why does the OP care about "fake ass needs" people... Are the people who line up at the counter at the party store to grab their booze fake ass needs people as well? Who the fuck cares why they are there, just like booze and cigs, it should be 100% legal and taxed. You say you don't care but your OP shows that you kind of do... You insist they are progressives. As if regressives don't smoke weed, too.
 

master_shake_

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Why does the OP care about "fake ass needs" people... Are the people who line up at the counter at the party store to grab their booze fake ass needs people as well? Who the fuck cares why they are there, just like booze and cigs, it should be 100% legal and taxed. You say you don't care but your OP shows that you kind of do... You insist they are progressives. As if regressives don't smoke weed, too.

the fed is in too deep with their war on drugs.

7.6 billion a year too much.
 

chucky2

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Why does the OP care about "fake ass needs" people... Are the people who line up at the counter at the party store to grab their booze fake ass needs people as well? Who the fuck cares why they are there, just like booze and cigs, it should be 100% legal and taxed. You say you don't care but your OP shows that you kind of do... You insist they are progressives. As if regressives don't smoke weed, too.

I never insisted they are progressives. They just had that city guy i love you tone, like lots of Proggies [bolding mine](maybe it's because most Proggies I know are from the city?) have.

I don't really care about "fake ass needs" people (who were clearly fake ass needs people, some even admitted as much in their little stoner groups), I've already said I think they should just legalize all but the harshest drugs. I just find it funny that such a tightly regulated product already has the abuse rate it does. I'm not sure I can make this any clearer (perhaps too many smoking eh? :D )


The bolded is simply not acceptable.

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Genx87

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Standing out here waiting for my dad, first day of distribution. Probably 50% of these people are fake ass needs people. Talk like idiot stoners, dress like them, carry themselves like them. I'd guesstimate perhaps of the remaining 50%, half are clearly F'd up, the other half can at least plausibly tell their story in a not obvious made up tale to justify why they need this shit.

Most funny moment so far: Miny argument breaks out on if you have medical cannabis card from IL, if you edit are shall not be unfringed allowed to have your poll tax FOID card and/or or even more poll tax carry concealed. You have to love stoners who are complain in about their rights being infringed wanting/happy others rights are being infringed.

Come on now, how many baggies did you smoke before writing this?
 

rudder

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Why does the OP care about "fake ass needs" people... Are the people who line up at the counter at the party store to grab their booze fake ass needs people as well? Who the fuck cares why they are there, just like booze and cigs, it should be 100% legal and taxed. You say you don't care but your OP shows that you kind of do... You insist they are progressives. As if regressives don't smoke weed, too.

Maybe a limited supply the first day. I would be pissed as well if I were a cancer patient waiting for mj and a bunch of stoners suck up the supply.
 

alien42

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Most funny moment so far: Miny argument breaks out on if you have medical cannabis card from IL, if you edit are shall not be unfringed allowed to have your poll tax FOID card and/or or even more poll tax carry concealed. You have to love stoners who are complain in about their rights being infringed wanting/happy others rights are being infringed.

i bet those stoners can put together a more coherent paragraph than that one.
 
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I never insisted they are progressives. They just had that city guy i love you tone, like lots of Proggies (maybe it's because most Proggies I know are from the city?) have.

I don't really care about "fake ass needs" people (who were clearly fake ass needs people, some even admitted as much in their little stoner groups), I've already said I think they should just legalize all but the harshest drugs. I just find it funny that such a tightly regulated product already has the abuse rate it does. I'm not sure I can make this any clearer (perhaps too many smoking eh? :D )

'i love you tone'?

How about homophobic, bigot, asshole tone you seem to exude?
 

JSt0rm

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chucky2 is my favorite poster in this wonderful thread.

Excellent work.