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Illinois election results are in

CrackRabbit

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FAIL
 

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LOL FAIL what? They took it offline about 10 minutes ago.
 

Lemon law

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Color me thrilled by this thread announcement, the average Illinois has been finally found and identified. As the dimocrats claim, the average Illinni is a dimocrat, the republirats claim something different, Ron Paul knows the true fraud answer, but at least Evett Dirkson knew the State flower was a Marigold.

Will the real Mr. or Mrs. Illinois please stand up.
 

waggy

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lol

shit like this does not surprise me. people don't know how bad IL is.
 

fskimospy

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Except of course the Illinois 'results' showed Rick Santorum winning when he's losing in most polls by 14-15 points. If these people are doctoring results, they're horrible at it.

When will the Ron Paul nuts wake up to the reality that their candidate keeps losing because nobody likes his ideas, not because of some dimwitted conspiracy?
 
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Lol oh wow. So when the results come in and are nothing similar to what was posted will those of you reacting acknowledge that it's quite possible that it was, say, a systems test or something and not some grand conspiracy?
 

soundforbjt

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Lol oh wow. So when the results come in and are nothing similar to what was posted will those of you reacting acknowledge that it's quite possible that it was, say, a systems test or something and not some grand conspiracy?

Nope, they'll still think Paul won.
 

woolfe9999

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In related news, in the wee hours of the Illinois campaign, Santorum says he "doesn't care" about the unemployment rate:

http://nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com/_n...to-pad-delegate-advantage-in-illinois-primary

Will probably be forgotten since it's buried in a primary and said by a candidate who will very likely lose, but that has to be one of the biggest political gaffes in a long while. It wasn't a misstatement either. He appears to be have meant it.
 

manimal

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ABC merely experienced what we call a time warp here on AT. Thats why the results were early. Time warp :p


I need more data.
 

EagleKeeper

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Romney 51
Rick Santorum 15
Paul * 9
Gingrich 7


* Paul is declared the winner due to noise and graud accusations by his supporters
 
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piasabird

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I live in Illinois and I and my wife both voted for Romney. I have my doubts about him, but he seems like a real person.

Meanwhile over the weekend in St Charles, MO, the police shut down their caucaus before they voted on anything.

So Romney says in a speech today "Thomas Edison invented the light bulb and the government took it away!"

Had me cracking up.
 
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soundforbjt

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I live in Illinois and I and my wife both voted for Romney. I have my doubts about him, but he seems like a real person.

Meanwhile over the weekend in St Charles, MO, the police shut down their caucaus before they voted on anything.

So Romney says in a speech today "Thomas Edison invented the light bulb and the government took it away!"

Had me cracking up.

If Romney's "wit" impressed you, you must be easily impressed.

Romney won

Santorum second

Paul third with 9% and

Gingrich fourth with 8%.

Which means RP won again ! ! !
 
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Nemesis 1

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fixed that for you to take into account voting graud.

Oh my you made a key mistake It should have been fraud . You have to watch some people in these forums . They will take a small mistake like that and make a mountian out of mole hill . Yes I know their childish kids playing on web. But someone should tell them not to play in web or spiddy will get them . Just letting you know some forum members are just kids and it shows.
 

momeNt

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Lol oh wow. So when the results come in and are nothing similar to what was posted will those of you reacting acknowledge that it's quite possible that it was, say, a systems test or something and not some grand conspiracy?

How stupid are you? They can't have similar results anymore because the results that were posted a day early are tainted. They have to be different so the claim that it was a systems test is plausible.
 

fskimospy

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How stupid are you? They can't have similar results anymore because the results that were posted a day early are tainted. They have to be different so the claim that it was a systems test is plausible.

Called it!