I'll repair your truck for sex...

[Hauk]

My girlfriend has wanted to end our relationship for a month and I've clung on, begging her for forgivness. You see, both of us tipsy, we argued Thanksgiving night and I called her a few choice words. She sits on the fencepost and leans a different way each day: forgive him or dump him.

Last night we're out, I'm driving her truck, and some IDIOT two cars in front of me slams on his brakes and caused a three car fender bender. Me being the last car in the chain got the ticket for following too closely.

Her insurance is bound to go up, and I'm obligated to repair the damn bumper. Her compassion last night is replaced with "when will you get my truck fixed?" Merry Christmas!!!!!! :|

My prediction, she'll dump me after I fix her truck. Now comes a choice. Do I play the fool, fix the truck and receive my pinkslip, or do I drag the repairs out, getting all the sex I can in the process... 🙂

 

[fumbduck]

e) die in a fire

 

[LAUST]

Get as much as you can get for as cheap as you can get

 

[labgeek]

Originally posted by: SteelSix

Last night we're out, I'm driving her truck, and some IDIOT two cars in front of me slams on his brakes and caused a three car fender bender.

Maybe if the 2 IDIOTS behind the front IDIOT had left enough room to stop in time...

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: fumbduck
e) die in a fire

lol or
f) shoot yourself

 

[akodi]

have sex till you're blind!

 

[freebee]

Originally posted by: fumbduck
e) die in a fire

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: SteelSix


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My prediction, she'll dump me after I fix her truck. Now comes a choice. Do I play the fool, fix the truck and receive my pinkslip, or do I drag the repairs out, getting all the sex I can in the process... 🙂

Dunno, how honorable do you feel?

An honorable man would not say a word about breaking up, start finding someone else and when the truck is fixed tell her you think you should end it. A cad would drag it out and make her miserable. What would you tell you child to do?

Answer those questions and you will know what todo.

🙂

 

[Raiden256]

Originally posted by: fumbduck
e) die in a fire

ROTFL... damn dude! :Q😀

 

[Walleye]

hump it till it's blue. :Q

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

does she have a sister? 🙂

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
does she have a sister? 🙂

hit that till it's blue too.


then dump em both w/o repairing the truck 😛

 

[akodi]

offer her a clevland steamer...or perhaps trick her with a philly fakeout.

 

[GroundZero]

stop dating your mother!
you do realize it is not right, nor is it legal to screw your mom?
fix your moms truck,
move away from home,
tell your real story on Springer!

 

[akodi]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
stop dating your mother!
you do realize it is not right, nor is it legal to screw your mom?
fix your moms truck,
move away from home,
tell your real story on Springer!

roofles

 

[Shockwave]

Jesus, what the hell did you call her she wants to end it?!

 

[squirrel dog]

Although you were driving her truck , I feel it would be her insurance company that should fix her truck . You should pay the deductable , rite fas infin you want some .

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
Although you were driving her truck , I feel it would be her insurance company that should fix her truck . You should pay the deductable , rite fas infin you want some .

He should pay it. He's the idiot that got in the wreck in her truck. Why should she have to pay higher premiums.

 

[akodi]

because she lent him the truck...her responsibility?

 

[fs5]

pack the backpack

 

[Hauk]

Excellent responses! I love this place! Answers:

I had a safe enough distance between me and the guy in front of me. Just happened so damn quick though. First accident ever.

Actually she didn't loan me the truck. We were out together. She wanted to take her new lab puppy to see Christmas lights, so we took her truck. Are you seeing the picture here? 🙂

The truck is her second vehicle, so she has liability coverage only.

On Thanksgiving we argued because she was flirting with a vendor of mine at a party. We work for the same company, so I had to bite my lip as I watched her play her game. Later, I told her she was acting "like" a barwhore. In her eyes, I called her a barwhore...

 

[akodi]

eek..."whore" and girlfriend not a good combo...

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

fix it

 

[waggy]

wow. hopefully she finds this and dumps your a$$ and then makes you pay to fix it.


just fix the truck and apologize and get on with your life.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: waggy
wow. hopefully she finds this and dumps your a$$ and then makes you pay to fix it.


just fix the truck and apologize and get on with your life.

agreed.