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"I choose to ignore the pigs when I want, but when I feel the need for a little entertainment, I'll read one the pig's posts, laugh a little, and become stupefied by the ire that a few comments can create in a forum, allowing a lynch mob mentality to prevail, while lynch mob should realize that the irritant pigs, left unchecked, hiding behind an internet avatar, will choose to play devil's advocate at all costs, and continue to feed off the ire created by their original comment, only to find that others have gathered for the lynching feast, causing the lynch mob to propagate in vast numbers, then an uncanny a divisitory effect will occur, similar to the the reproductive methods employed by the amoeba, in turn causing a division of camps, now creating two lynch mobs touting the merits of their chosen inanimate object, some actually siding the pig, only to find themselves being fueled and fed by the shots across the bow from the other camp, creating a perpetual cycle of saber rattling and potshots being fired, forgetting entirely why they chose to comment in the first place, meanwhile the pig just crawls back behind the avatar, silently waiting for the next target, completely content that his mission has been accomplished, while not having to wait too long, nor look very far, as there are so many willing recipients of the "I love to argue with a pig award" that the cycle become self-perpetuating."
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Gotta go, the microwave buzzer just went off and the popcorn is done. Cheddar cheese flavored, my favorite! I like cheese, you know. A chilled cold one, a lawnchair, and I'm set. WOW, I just read the warning label on the back of popcorn. It said:
"There's a saying,' Every man is put on earth condemned to die, time and method of execution unknown .' Perhaps this is how it should be. Case in point; the relentlessly argumentative pigs, lately criticized, little men with such a yen to live. Beaten by the lynch mobs, and by their own boredom-and by the schemes of things, in this, AT Video Forum. - Love, Rod Serling"
Edit: pigs = People I Get Sickoflisteningto