I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T

[V00DOO]

A MAN caught his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaperWhen he called her up, she said: 'What can I do for you, big boy? I will do the things your wife won't.'

Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: 'But you are my wife, you tart.'

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[Orsorum]

Bwahaha, that sucks for him! Maybe he got some of that action, though.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

LOL@ "YOU TART"

 

[SynthDude2001]

:laugh:

 

[Kadarin]

d'oh!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: V00DOO

A MAN caught his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaperWhen he called her up, she said: 'What can I do for you, big boy? I will do the things your wife won't.'

Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: 'But you are my wife, you tart.'

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HOOKER HELLO BIG BOY .. I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T CALLER YOU ARE MY WIFE,TART Apr 27 2005


Hubby's shock after he spots vice girl advert

By Allan Hall



A MAN caught his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaperWhen he called her up, she said: 'What can I do for you, big boy? I will do the things your wife won't.'

Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: 'But you are my wife, you tart.'

It was the end of a five-year marriage which, up until then, he described as 'perfect'.

Ina Peters, 35, left her home and Uwe, 42, every morning for five years dressed in a sober business suit.

He thought she was the executive secretary at a major cable company in Leipzig, Germany.

But minutes later, she was at her secret flat changing into French knickers, stockings and thigh-length boots.

There she became Peggy, a hooker who advertised her services as 'specialising in doing those things your wife or girlfriend won't'.

She either visited clients at top hotels or they came to her for £300-an-hour sex sessions.

Six days a week, including Saturday nights, she lived her double-life - until last week, when Uwe noticed his wife in the newspaper advertHe said: 'I saw her in a mini photo in the sex announcements of the newspaper.

'I called her up and she was horrified. Not as horrified as me though.

'It was the end of our marriage. I went straight away and threw out all our wedding day pictures.

'It was sad too because I really loved her.

'I had no idea that she had deceived me like this. My self-esteem is not too high now.

'She told me she was out with the girls on Saturday nights. Text[/quote]What a lie

 

[Gravity]

LMAO!!!

 

[joecool]

fool, he was gettin' for free what other guys were paying for!

 

[yoda291]

I'm a little conflicted on exactly where I stand on this.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

"£300-an-hour sex sessions" For those rates he should of pimped her out himself

 

[V00DOO]

I hope he atleast get to spend some of that hard earned money.

 

[dquan97]

I wonder if she was downplaying her income too...I'd be suspicious if my wife was making that much $$

 

[Baked]

Haha!

 

[ribbon13]

I need to get in touch with this man. I'll do things to her the law won't. Low low price of $2k for public and messy, because it hits close to home.

 

[NFS4]

Fvcking all day, 6 days a week? I think I'd get tired of that REAL quick.

 

[BW86]

haha! :laugh:

 

[bootymac]

LMAO

 

[BillyBatson]

wow that just BLOWS!
i am suprised he didn't kill her.
he better get tested for STD's now

 

[UNCjigga]

I don't know which story is better, this one or the 30" burrito weapon one!

 

[AnyMal]

:laugh:

 

[Conky]

I will do the things your wife won't.

OK, change the oil in my truck. :laugh:

:beer:

 

[paulney]

I would have scheduled an appointment with her and lay down the law!

 

[NFS4]

What he should have done was call her up, disguise his voice, and make an appointment. Then he should have gone down to her "office" and simply strolled in nonchalantly like he was a paying customer. Simply walk up to her and say "Not a word, not a single word. No explanations." Screw her brains out for about an hour like nothing was wrong then zip up and throw £300 on the bed and say "It's over bitch"

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: NFS4
What he should have done was call her up, disguise his voice, and make an appointment. Then he should have gone down to her "office" and simply strolled in nonchalantly like he was a paying customer. Simply walk up to her and say "Not a word, not a single word. No explanations." Screw her brains out for about an hour like nothing was wrong then zip up and throw £300 on the bed and say "It's over bitch"

BRILLIANT

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Fvcking all day, 6 days a week? I think I'd get tired of that REAL quick.

I'm sure she was heavily stocked up on lube, douches, and pain relievers.