I'll be in deep sh!t tomorrow....

[pinoy]

Its my wife's birthday tomorrow and i don't have a gift because i don't know what to give her. The worst part is I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY! Hhhmmmm.....maybe she accepts a rain check!

Pray for me!!!

 

[iwearnosox]

Dive, like you've never dived before.

 

[v3rrv3]

Sex her up

- Kevin

 

[boyRacer]

Have fun at the sofa tomorrow night.

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3
Sex her up

- Kevin

make her forget it's her birthday.

Bill

 

[Azraele]

You can still give her a good birthday, even with no money.

Get her out of the house for a little while while you fix her a delightful romantic candlelight dinner.

 

[MAME]

Yeah, I did that with my gf last friday (Halloween). She broke up with me the next morning. I sh!t you not.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Steal neighbors' rose petals and you'll figure out what to do, my friend.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: MAME
Yeah, I did that with my gf last friday (Halloween). She broke up with me the next morning. I sh!t you not.

WTF?

 

[pinoy]

Originally posted by: MAME
Yeah, I did that with my gf last friday (Halloween). She broke up with me the next morning. I sh!t you not.

LOL!!!!

 

[Glitchny]

Originally posted by: Azraele
You can still give her a good birthday, even with no money.

Get her out of the house for a little while while you fix her a delightful romantic candlelight dinner.

i second this idea

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: MAME
Yeah, I did that with my gf last friday (Halloween). She broke up with me the next morning. I sh!t you not.

What your gf didn't appreciate you diving?

 

You went down on her, or you forgot her birthday?

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Dive, like you've never dived before.

 

[RabidMongoose]

Get her a new husband.

 

[VioletAura]

Get a divorce.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Azraele
You can still give her a good birthday, even with no money.

Get her out of the house for a little while while you fix her a delightful romantic candlelight dinner.

Candle wax gives my girlfriend a stomach ache, so I make chicken instead.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: MAME
Yeah, I did that with my gf last friday (Halloween). She broke up with me the next morning. I sh!t you not.

Nah, she probably broke up with you because of the zits all over your ass.

 

[Savij]

Bake a cake, hand make a card. Give her a "coupon" for a free massage valid only for that night. Clean the bathroom and have a bath with candles and the works waiting for her...

 

[bibe]

Originally posted by: Savij
Bake a cake, hand make a card. Give her a "coupon" for a free massage valid only for that night. Clean the bathroom and have a bath with candles and the works waiting for her...

Oh my. I would totally be happy with that, if my man did that for me. Seriously.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

there's a cool plastic thing called a credit card...do an emergency overnight delivery of flowers or something...

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: MAME
Yeah, I did that with my gf last friday (Halloween). She broke up with me the next morning. I sh!t you not.

Nah, she probably broke up with you because of the zits all over your ass.

PWN3D

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[DanTMWTMP]

DP

 

[DanTMWTMP]

my first ever TP....i only pressed it once!!!!WTF?!@

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: bibe

Originally posted by: Savij
Bake a cake, hand make a card. Give her a "coupon" for a free massage valid only for that night. Clean the bathroom and have a bath with candles and the works waiting for her...

Oh my. I would totally be happy with that, if my man did that for me. Seriously.

What's with the sudden influx of fine ATOT babes?

Pics? :wine:

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
DP

TP!