Ignorance is bliss or should I tell him?

[darkxshade]

So I got this cup at my work cubicle where I keep my pens. In it is a plastic fork which I've marked on the tip of so I can distinguish it from other forks. We have a pantry with forks but it ran out and one of my colleagues(who has permission to use my stuff btw) took the fork out of my cup to eat his lunch and I wasn't around to warn him that I use it as an improvised shoehorn... Oh boy! 😳

Should I tell him? 😛

 

[Gothgar]

HAHA

Yes you need to tell him, and take pics/video

 

[highland145]

Using the fork to scratch your jock itch? Absolutely, tell him.

 

[GotIssues]

Absolutely. The immediate reaction and the ensuing years of jokes are priceless.

 

[TecHNooB]

Using the fork to scratch your jock itch? Absolutely, tell him.

what

 

[bobdole369]

Tell him after. Anybody thieving forks from my desk deserves the mouthful of smegma and dried popped cyst-juice that that entails.

 

[highland145]

what

What?

 

[TecHNooB]

What?

shoehorn != jock itch scratcher

that or I missed the joke.

 

[highland145]

shoehorn != jock itch scratcher

that or I missed the joke.

Internet code words.

So I got this cup at my work cubicle where I keep my penIs.

I use it as an improvised shoehorn

for the itch.

Just have to know how to read it.




Or else I completely full of crap. But my version's better than the OPs.

 

[MotionMan]

Reminds me of this joke:

Little Johnny came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mom that he dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

His mom fished the toothbrush out of the toilet and threw it in the garbage.

Little Johnny stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to his mother's bathroom and came back with her toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

MotionMan