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Saint Nick

Lifer
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Originally posted by: wnangle
I had a Trojan break once, but in all fairness to the condom maker, it was on it's third usage.

LMFAO :laugh:

I can just imagine this crusty old condom sitting in some bag. "Welp honey, lets do it!" And then someone gets the old crusty condom out of the bag and puts it on.
 

dmcgough

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Apr 20, 2007
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Was in a pinch and the only store nearby was a cheap Indian 99cent shop with imitation "Dorex" condoms. It broke along it's length about 3 mins into it during a backdoor meating.
 

manowar821

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Never happened to me, and I "give it my all".

Maybe you guys just aren't doing enough foreplay...? :p
 

toolboxolio

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I haven't had one break while my soldier was deployed.... but I had a few break getting them on.

Anyhow, I just pull out before the money shot to avoid the scare of finding out it broke.
 

jupiter57

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Nov 18, 2001
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In real life: No
As an ATOTer: Even the Magnum XXXLs break just trying to get them on!

In real life, I just used the "finger condoms" I swiped from the Drs. office & a twist-tie at the base.
 

Imported

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Zolty
this is such a scientific study, we may as well be talking about hard drives that have failed, condoms like hard drives will eventually fail, best thing you can do is make sure she is on the pill and use a condom.

Please direct me to the pill for hard drives.

Haven't had one break yet, btw.
 

KoolDrew

Lifer
Jun 30, 2004
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Lifestyle. I've been using Crown Skinless Skin exclusively for the longest time now and never had one break.
 
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Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Haven't had one break, but I HAVE had one, erm, come off and not exit with me. I guess I'm not really a Magnum XXL after all. :(

I've had the same problem before :(
 

KoolDrew

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Originally posted by: DigitalWanksta
Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Haven't had one break, but I HAVE had one, erm, come off and not exit with me. I guess I'm not really a Magnum XXL after all. :(

I've had the same problem before :(

That's why I always hold on to it as I pull out.
 

nweaver

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Jan 21, 2001
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DAMN SHOWER CAPS!! (My name is earl)


never had a break, but I have had a lost one...not as big a deal, as I'm married with 2 kids already...it's getting old though, so I think it's time to get the 'ole snip snip
 

OVerLoRDI

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Jan 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: NightDarker
Originally posted by: wnangle
I had a Trojan break once, but in all fairness to the condom maker, it was on it's third usage.

LMFAO :laugh:

I can just imagine this crusty old condom sitting in some bag. "Welp honey, lets do it!" And then someone gets the old crusty condom out of the bag and puts it on.

I was assuming he was talking about in a short time frame... but eww that makes it worse.
 

Amused

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Apr 14, 2001
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Every condom will break quite often if you don't put it on properly. You need to keep an extra thumbs width at the tip and not put it on tight againt the tip.

A condom will break 50% of the time or more if you just simply roll it on without keeping a little extra at the tip loose.
 

patentman

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Apr 8, 2005
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Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Let's do all the other men here a favor and share the brand and type of condom that broke, it'd be good to know what to stay away from. :D

Now this post is crazy. Nobody posting on ATOT has ever had sex.
 

jupiter57

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Nov 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: patentman
Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Let's do all the other men here a favor and share the brand and type of condom that broke, it'd be good to know what to stay away from. :D

Now this post is crazy. Nobody posting on ATOT has ever had sex.

That's a lot closer to the truth!
Magic 8 ball says: Only 11 ATOTers have ever had sex.
:)