Sit right back and you'll hear a tale. A tale of thick bvllshit.
So, my gf's iPod broke down about a month ago and it was still under warranty. Ok, no problem, arranged for Apple to send a package for me to ship it to them. A week and a half goes by and we still don't have the iPod back... My gf calls Apple and they proceed to tell her that the shipment was sent and should've been here by now. They transfer her to DHL; "The package was signed for and delivered, ma'am" *head rotates 900º* WTF. So she tells them that there's no way that's true. They tell her that they're not seeing a signature in the appropriate dialog box, so they have to investigate the security tape. Now we have to sit here with our collective thumbs up our asses while they play gumshoe. This was last Thursday. She calls today and they claim the tape showed nothing and transfered her to put a report in to get reimbursed. They now claim that they don't even see her name in the system. Now, in the words of perhaps the most influential philosopher of our time, "I got love for a n|gga, but n|gga please" - Ol Dirty Bastard. This was earlier this afternoon. Guess she'll have to call again tomorrow. They have her like
a pair of hooker's panties: up and down all over the place with nothing to show for it.
Moral of the story?
a) don't use DHL
b) don't buy overpriced mp3 players
c) all of the above.
I say C.
cliffs:
1. gf's broken ipod under warranty; shipped to apple for replacement
2. dhl claims it was delivered to us, but then claim there is no sig in their system
3. gf calls back and DHL claims that her name isn't on the system.
4. my head fvcking implodes
So, my gf's iPod broke down about a month ago and it was still under warranty. Ok, no problem, arranged for Apple to send a package for me to ship it to them. A week and a half goes by and we still don't have the iPod back... My gf calls Apple and they proceed to tell her that the shipment was sent and should've been here by now. They transfer her to DHL; "The package was signed for and delivered, ma'am" *head rotates 900º* WTF. So she tells them that there's no way that's true. They tell her that they're not seeing a signature in the appropriate dialog box, so they have to investigate the security tape. Now we have to sit here with our collective thumbs up our asses while they play gumshoe. This was last Thursday. She calls today and they claim the tape showed nothing and transfered her to put a report in to get reimbursed. They now claim that they don't even see her name in the system. Now, in the words of perhaps the most influential philosopher of our time, "I got love for a n|gga, but n|gga please" - Ol Dirty Bastard. This was earlier this afternoon. Guess she'll have to call again tomorrow. They have her like
a pair of hooker's panties: up and down all over the place with nothing to show for it.
Moral of the story?
a) don't use DHL
b) don't buy overpriced mp3 players
c) all of the above.
I say C.
cliffs:
1. gf's broken ipod under warranty; shipped to apple for replacement
2. dhl claims it was delivered to us, but then claim there is no sig in their system
3. gf calls back and DHL claims that her name isn't on the system.
4. my head fvcking implodes
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