If you're going to make a forum post, you're going to have some rat feces in it.

[91TTZ]

The foremost expert on internet posts has said that in your average thread, you will have some undesirable elements. Along with the usual bunch of supporters and people who rationally disagree, it's been found that you'll also have on average:

5 nefs
2 trolls
2 bible-thumping conservatives
1 extreme left wing socialist liberal
1 conspiracy theorist
7 rodent hairs
2 spider legs
1 piece rat fecal matter.

These are acceptable levels and are cause for no alarm. Thanks for reading, and have a nice day.

 

[nakedfrog]

Mmmmm... rat feces

 

[CRXican]

stfu!

 

[Homerboy]

2 Syringer legs?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
The foremost expert on internet posts has said that in your average thread, you will have some undesirable elements. Along with the usual bunch of supporters and people who rationally disagree, it's been found that you'll also have on average:

5 nefs
2 trolls
2 bible-thumping conservatives
1 extreme left wing socialist liberal
1 conspiracy theorist
7 rodent hairs
2 spider legs
1 piece rat fecal matter.
1 crusty old fart

These are acceptable levels and are cause for no alarm. Thanks for reading, and have a nice day.

Fixed

 

[FoBoT]

i'll dontate one nef to this thread to help meet the quota

 

[RedCOMET]

Maybe this should be stickied......

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: RedCOMET
Maybe this should be stickied......

Sure. All we need is a hammer, a nail and your forehead.

 

[jagec]

That sounds like something Hitler would say.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: RedCOMET
Maybe this should be stickied......

Sure. All we need is a hammer, a nail and your forehead.

Don't forget the rat feces.

 

[91TTZ]

Rat feces.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Rat feces.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Nik
Rat feces.

QFT

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Rat feces.

 

[mordantmonkey]

hmmm, is that a mr.show reference?

 

[moshquerade]

link?

 

[Fritzo]

5 nefs
2 trolls
2 bible-thumping conservatives
1 extreme left wing socialist liberal
1 conspiracy theorist
7 rodent hairs
2 spider legs
1 piece rat fecal matter.

:music:...and a partridge in a pear tree :music:

 

[cerebusPu]

oo <- rat feces

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
hmmm, is that a mr.show reference?

I loved that show.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

. . <-- rat feces

 

[Darthvoy]

Mmmm...delicious rat feces

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik
. . <-- rat feces

i thought those were chocolate covered raisins :|

 

[DainBramaged]

You all are going to hell forever. Talk to you from heaven, bitches.

 

[SuperPickle]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
The foremost expert on internet posts has said that in your average thread, you will have some undesirable elements. Along with the usual bunch of supporters and people who rationally disagree, it's been found that you'll also have on average:

5 nefs
2 trolls
2 bible-thumping conservatives
1 extreme left wing socialist liberal
1 conspiracy theorist
7 rodent hairs
2 spider legs
1 piece rat fecal matter.

These are acceptable levels and are cause for no alarm. Thanks for reading, and have a nice day.

While you have a good set of points, I disagree with your tally of bible-thumping conservatives. Whereas it may be true that there are, on average, two conservatives in any given thread, my research has found that only one of them will be, in fact, bible-thumping. The other is simply abnormally frumpy.

 

[labgeek]

Conservatives outnumber liberals 2:1

For Immediate Release
Dateline: ATOT

A recent source has stated that the foremost experts on the internet say that there are "2 bible-thumping conservatives" for each "1 extreme left wing socialist liberal". The source goes on to add that rodent hairs are more than double the combined liberal and conservative counts.