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dakels

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May as well be doing this




A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.

According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby.

The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.

The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.
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ric1287

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I don't think I'll ever understand how people get hit by trains.

Its a giant, loud machine that you can see for miles down a metal track that you are standing near. GTFO of the way, idiot.
 
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OCGuy

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So do you think when shes talking to her girlfriends about the encounter, she'll say "Damn, it feels like I got hit by a train last night!" ? Too soon?
 
Baked

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Originally posted by: ric1287
I don't think I'll ever understand how people get hit by trains.

Its a giant, loud machine that you can see for miles down a metal track that you are standing near. GTFO of the way, idiot.
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People do a lot more stupid things. Just look in P&N.
 
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Howard

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"as he moved the train into the disused station"

should be

"as the train moved into the disused station"

Otherwise it sounds like the driver killed them intentionally.
 
waggy

waggy

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i don't care how good he/she is. no fuck is worth dieing over. but man what a mess to clean up.
 
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OCGuy

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She must be blonde. Thats not what her boyfriend meant when he asked if he could "run a train" on her with his buddies.

Hey folks, stick around. We got tons of these.
 
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OCGuy

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MotF Bane

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Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Originally posted by: FDF12389
Originally posted by: DLeRium
Originally posted by: Tiamat
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: Relentless
She really got plowed, eh?
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:laugh:
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Originally posted by: NFS4
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This thread delivers :laugh:
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You're all going to hell. :|
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On a train.
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:music: Cuz Im leavin' (leavin') On a midnight train to Georgia :music:
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Better on it than under it.
 
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