If you're going to be a pedophile at least make an effort not to look like one

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GodlessAstronomer

GodlessAstronomer

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Seriously, was there anyone who looked at this guy and didn't think he was a pedo?
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If you're going to commit a crime your appearance shouldn't announce that to the rest of the world.

This has been today's installment of how to be a successful pedophile.
 
Raduque

Raduque

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Does this mean I should stop driving my windowless van that says "FREE CANDY" on the side?
 
GodlessAstronomer

GodlessAstronomer

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Raduque said:
Does this mean I should stop driving my windowless van that says "FREE CANDY" on the side?
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Only if you're actually a pedophile. If you're just a really creepy guy and don't mind people thinking you're a pedophile then there's no reason to change your van.
 
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Tsumi

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Raduque said:
Does this mean I should stop driving my windowless van that says "FREE CANDY" on the side?
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Hahaha, I actually didn't get it at first. I was thinking of a girl driving along with that, meaning asking to get raped >.>

Ummm... is it just me, or does that say something about my mentality? :hmm:
 
brblx

brblx

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that guy really doesn't look like a pedo. lose the scraggly beard and i'd be thinking schoolteacher... D:

he doesn't even have a pedosmile.
 
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vi edit

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brblx said:
that guy really doesn't look like a pedo. lose the scraggly beard and i'd be thinking schoolteacher...
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Definitely. First thing I thought of was some sort of science professor. Not pedo looking at all.
 
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