If you're at your desk and some crazed gunman comes in shooting

jtvang125

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Say you're sitting at your desk and some crazed gunman comes in through your building's main front door and starts shooting anyone on sight. From where you are currently sitting would you have time to find a place to hide or run for safety?


From where I sit if the gunman comes in and heads to the single door on the left I'll probably have enough time to make a run for the door in the back. The cubicles should also provide some cover. If he comes through the double doors on the right I'll probably won't have enough time to make it to an exit (have to run across the room for closest exit). I sit very close to the double doors so I'm pretty much screwed if he comes that way.
 

NuclearNed

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Where I work, a crazed guy with a gun will find himself with 10,763 oozing new bullet holes long before he gets anywhere near my building.
 

invidia

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4 years and ongoing in the Spec ops. I always have a gun near me. I don't run, the bad guys do.
 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Where I work, a crazed guy with a gun will find himself with 10,763 oozing new bullet holes long before he gets anywhere near my building.

FTW :cookie:

In my case, my floor is sorta like a loop--there's a back exit to the cafeteria if someone comes thru the front. And plate glass windows all along the way in case sh!t gets really hairy (I'm on the ground level).
 

BooGiMaN

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just how crazy a gunman are we talking about...like a bit off or like krazy with a k?

can we bunnyhop or use the godmode cheat?
 

Robert Munch

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
just how crazy a gunman are we talking about...like a bit off or like krazy with a k?

can we bunnyhop or use the godmode cheat?

no clip or give all ?
 

her209

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Yes, there are two doors into the area where my "cubicle" is. My "cubicle" is really just a room separated with a cubicle wall. There is a lock on the main door that I can lock. Obviously, it can be kicked open, but that buys me a few seconds. I can sprint out the backdoor through the adjacent room and run straight towards the shipping/receiving dock.
 

jtvang125

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
just how crazy a gunman are we talking about...like a bit off or like krazy with a k?

can we bunnyhop or use the godmode cheat?

He's got the K with unlimited ammo cheat going.
 

TackleDummy

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Well, the gunman would have to get through a whole bunch of state police, then he's got a 1 in 10 chance of picking the right floor. Assuming he does, he has to find his way to the very back of the office and pick my particular door. That's assuming I'm still there at all, as one of the doors to an emergency exit stares are right next to my office which lead out to the back of the building.
 

DainBramaged

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Where I am in the office, I would have no problem getting out the back exit unless I was taking a sh!t.
 

her209

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Originally posted by: invidia
4 years and ongoing in the Spec ops. I always have a gun near me. I don't run, the bad guys do.
What if he's special ops too? :Q
 

Kilgor

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Where I work, a crazed guy with a gun will find himself with 10,763 oozing new bullet holes long before he gets anywhere near my building.

:thumbsup:


 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: invidia
4 years and ongoing in the Spec ops. I always have a gun near me. I don't run, the bad guys do.
What if he's special ops too? :Q
with 5 years training
And nightvision googles!

and his father is chuck norris....or maybe he is really chuck norris pretending to be his son....
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: invidia
4 years and ongoing in the Spec ops. I always have a gun near me. I don't run, the bad guys do.
What if he's special ops too? :Q

Then we would be looking at a CSS server.....:)
 

y2kc

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my office (shared) door is always closed and locked, no windows facing in... i assume in the chaos he wouldn't know we were there...
 

UberNeuman

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I'd simply rip off my shirt and allow the bullets to deflect off the red and yellow S on my chest - then I'd fly away and have a beer.......
 

compnovice

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Originally posted by: UberNeuman
I'd simply rip off my shirt and allow the bullets to deflect off the red and yellow S on my chest - then I'd fly away and have a beer.......

You know superman you really should't drink. Remember what happened to the rabbi :p
 
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Well, since I don't work, I guess I'll just go with the dorms here :p If someone ran in, I'd probably hear it before it got anywhere near me. There are 2 sets of stairs, so I could get down that way. If I didn't have time, I could jump off the 3rd floor balcony onto some pretty soft grass. Either way, it wouldn't be favorable; I don't have ANY weapons up here. Hm, oh, I take that back. I have my bike kickstand which is pretty hefty. It's steel and seems to be fairly heavy for its size. Would act almost like a tomahawk.