If you're an unattractive man, keep an eye on your wife if she's ovulating!

StormRider

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No. 1 Reason Women Are Unfaithful

A woman who yearns to have sex with someone other than her husband can blame it on evolution.

That's the excuse...er, scientific finding, of researchers from the University of California, Los Angeles and the University of New Mexico, who say women with a wandering eye are just trying to improve the species.

Here's the logic, although we're thinking most husbands won't buy it as an excuse for an unfaithful wife: The pool of exceptional men is only so big. When a woman finds a sexy man, she innately deduces that he has better genes to pass on to a baby, reports HealthDay News. A wife is most likely to be attracted to men other than her husband while she is ovulating.

"The mating market is driven by supply and demand, and therefore not all women will attract long-term mates offering good genes," the study authors stated in the journal Hormones and Behavior. "Ancestrally, these women may have benefited from a strategy in which they secured investment from a long-term mate and obtained genetic benefits from extra-pair partners," the study added.

Nature is no fool. Men who are less attractive seem to have an innate sense to guard their ovulating wives from other men by showering attention on them and acting particularly possessive. "What is at stake is not just the loss of face or the loss of love," study co-author Martie G. Haselton of UCLA told HealthDay News. "This is about Darwinian prosperity. Males who did not successfully guard their mates are not our ancestors."

Put more crudely, ovulating women who are married to men who score low on the "stud scale" tend to notice men whose faces, voices, odors and demeanor could be deemed more masculine. The men have to protect what is theirs.

The researchers based their findings on responses from 38 college women who attend a large, unnamed university in the United States. They were asked to rate their partner's sexual desirability and then submitted diaries rating the strength of their attraction to other men, whether they flirted with the men and if they acted out on any of these attractions. A second study, which confirmed the findings of this first study, involved 43 women who also rated their partner's sexual attractiveness at a time when they were ovulating and on a non-fertile day.

"We aren't saying that women are genetically programmed to be unfaithful," study co-author Steven W. Gangestad of New Mexico told HealthDay News. "They aren't robots following genetic instruction. You have psychology, biology that is some product of selection. But relationships are mixtures of loving aspects and conflicts, and this is a part of conflict. Infidelity itself is a choice."

Number 1 Reason Why Wives Cheat
 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: StormRider
No. 1 Reason Women Are Unfaithful

...The researchers based their findings on responses from 38 college women who attend a large, unnamed university in the United States.

That proves its bvllshit. College women are infamous for having the worst judgment and poorest reliability of any organism on planet Earth, especially during Spring Break and/or Mardi Gras (ovulation or not).

Now that I think about it, if you're dumb enough to actually marry a college woman, you sort of deserve it...or have you forgotten that you first picked her up, got her drunk, and defiled her while she was dating some other poor guy? :laugh:
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: StormRider

"The mating market is driven by supply and demand, and therefore not all women will attract long-term mates offering good genes," the study authors stated in the journal Hormones and Behavior. "Ancestrally, these women may have benefited from a strategy in which they secured investment from a long-term mate and obtained genetic benefits from extra-pair partners," the study added.

Makes enough sense...
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
All women should have to wear a sign when they're in this phase. :)

They do wear a sign: hot pants :thumbsup:

I mean, who really wears hot pants because they're comfortable?
 

mercanucaribe

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Originally posted by: quasarsky
men cheat. women cheat. its not evolution. its cause people just love to cheat. :S

You can trace every common human behavior like that to some evolutionary process.
 

DAGTA

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We are greater than our hormones. However, no one wants personal responsibility anymore. "oh, I couldn't help cheating, my hormones MADE me do it!"

Whatever.
 

her209

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Tell that to your woman after you've done it with your fvckbuddy. "I couldn't just let her sit there ovulatin'. Its not my fault."
 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: her209
Tell that to your woman after you've done it with your fvckbuddy. "I couldn't just let her sit there ovulatin'. Its not my fault."

Actually the article is talking about the women, not the men, although your point still stands: what husband, when told his wife cheated on him, would accept "Sorry baby, I was ovulating and just couldn't help it..."

Howbout this: man or woman, if you cannot control your own genitals, then don't get married.