If you're a Viking...

[UbiSunt]

...And you have to choose between raping or pillaging: What do you do?

 

[Kalvin00]

Rape. :naughty;

 

[Wallydraigle]

I would rape, then I would pillage, then I would rape some more. Then maybe a little more pillaging, followed by another lengthy session of rape.

 

[Wallydraigle]

I might also state that being a Viking I would rape and pillage with the gusto that only a raping pillaging Viking can display.

 

[UbiSunt]

There is a correct answer.

 

[DainBramaged]

You dumbass. Everybody knows that real Vikings do both.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I would pillage a lot!


With a side of raping...unless they were ugly..then..that's a no-no.

 

[UbiSunt]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
You dumbass. Everybody knows that real Vikings do both.

I know they do both. And according to your name it appears you have the greater portion of specialness, retard.

However, if you are to do both, which do you do first?

 

[Baked]

Vikings rape men too, but that doesn't neccessarily mean they're gay Vikings...

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: UbiSunt

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
You dumbass. Everybody knows that real Vikings do both.

I know they do both. And according to your name it appears you have the greater portion of specialness, retard.

However, if you are to do both, which do you do first?

Rape while the raping's good. Teh wimins might run off while you're busy pillaging, but if you rape first you don't have to worry about, because your seed has already been cast.

 

[UbiSunt]

TEH WINNAR!

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle

Originally posted by: UbiSunt

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
You dumbass. Everybody knows that real Vikings do both.

I know they do both. And according to your name it appears you have the greater portion of specialness, retard.

However, if you are to do both, which do you do first?

Rape while the raping's good. Teh wimins might run off while you're busy pillaging, but if you rape first you don't have to worry about, because your seed has already been cast.

Plus I might add that the women of the vanquished like to be mired by the fresh sweat and blood of battle.

 

[Yzzim]

WE GOT SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh wait...

 

[glugglug]

The correct answer is pillage. Reason being all the pillaged bling will help you get more chicks.

 

[Tylanner]

....and you know it, clap your hands!