If your sensitive about racial stuff don't read this.

[ivol]

I just wanted to see what the funniest racial jokes or stereotypes about YOUR OWN RACE are. I think that if you say it about yourself it will not be as harsh sounding. For instance, I'm Mexican and here is my joke.

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Get it.

If this is to wierd of a subject for people than just ignore this post. And if I've offended anyone...sorry.

 

[RossMAN]

If this is to wierd of a subject for people than just ignore this post. And if I've offended anyone...sorry.

Weird? Try ignorant and stupid. Racism won't be tolerated here.

 

[weezergirl]

<< I just wanted to see what the funniest racial jokes or stereotypes about YOUR OWN RACE are. I think that if you say it about yourself it will not be as harsh sounding. For instance, I'm Mexican and here is my joke.

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Get it.

>>



i must be really slow cuz i don't get it....could u explain it? (i'm serious! )

 

[p0tempkin]

LOL, I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but that was pretty funny.

 

[Kelvrick]

This is a pretty bad thread. I don't think you mean to do anything bad, but then its a thin line here between having fun, and then suddenly having a vacation.

 

[GoldenBear]

Weezer girl, the key word is DO, and ESSAY.

Think homonyms

 

[datalink7]

<<

i must be really slow cuz i don't get it....could u explain it? (i'm serious! ) >>



I am in the same boat...

 

[Kelvrick]

<< i must be really slow cuz i don't get it....could u explain it? (i'm serious! ) >>



The teacher told her to do an essay. Say it aloud now, essay. You know, what mexican guys call each other in the movies. Like, whats up esay *spelling?*.

 

[datalink7]

<< Weezer girl, the key word is DO, and ESSAY.

Think homonyms >>



Oh... now I get it. Didn't crack a smile though.

 

[weezergirl]

<< Weezer girl, the key word is DO, and ESSAY.

Think homonyms >>



ohhhhhhhhh. ha ha thanks hehe

 

[ivol]

I'm not trying to be racist. I just think stereotypes and racist jokes are so stupid and ignorant that it's hilarious. If I offended you, I'm sorry. I was just trying to poke fun at racism. Crap, now everyone here is going to think I'm racist. What about all these "Ricer" posts, arent those racist too?

 

[MiniGolfIsFun]

<< Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go home and do an essay. >>



AHHAHA! that actually got a chuckle from me.

 

[Kelvrick]

This reminds me of something that happened in the simpsons. When Jay Leno and some other comedians guest starred and Krusty did a routine as a chinese guy with buck teeth and glasses saying "me so sowwie"!

I'm not chinese but vietnamese. Hey, asian is close enough.

What else is there... Oh yea, we all have major slanted eyes, rock in math and science, and bow to each other. Everyone in the younger generation is either a gang-banger or a nerd that can spout math equations college students don't understand. Pretty stupid, but sometimes its true.

 

[gopunk]

damn, i've never heard anybody called essay or something similar sounded. hmm. maybe i'm sheltered.

here goes...

a chinese guy, japanese guy, american guy, and british guy are on a plane. halfway through, the pilot says the load is too heavy. the plane can only carry the pilot and one passenger, or else they'll all crash.

the british guy decides to take a hit for the team and jumps off, yelling "god save the queen!"

the remaning guys look at each other for a few moments. finally the american guy says "what the hell" and jumps off, yelling "god bless america!"

now it's just the chinese and japanese guy. they kinda stare at their feet for a few minutes.

then the chinese guy shrugs, yells "long live china!" and throws the japanese guy off the plane.

old, i know, but i think it's funny.

 

[DaLeroy]

<< I'm not trying to be racist. I just think stereotypes and racist jokes are so stupid and ignorant that it's hilarious. If I offended you, I'm sorry. I was just trying to poke fun at racism. Crap, now everyone here is going to think I'm racist. What about all these "Ricer" posts, arent those racist too? >>



interesting....