If your friend passes out, vomiting and drunk

Excelsior

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Face down of course.


Edit: Not exactly face completely flat on the ground..but not lying on their back.


IIRC.
 

Chompman

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Originally posted by: Syringer
Facedown then do him in the butt.

Yea but that would be to gay for me... :p

At least as long as there is no one else arond then it is ok.
 

compuwiz1

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Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: Syringer
Facedown then do him in the butt.

Yea but that would be to gay for me... :p

At least as long as there is no one else arond then it is ok.

Well, then might I suggest sheep? ;)

 

timosyy

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I prefer spooning with someone of the opposite sex, and preferably not in a pool of their own vomit, though :(
 

Buck Armstrong

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Scientific studies show that its best to place them face up, with their shoelaces tied together, their zipper undone, and both palms filled with shaving cream. Doctors are still debating whether a mustache, beard, and/or arched eyebrows drawn on with a permanent marker also help alleviate the condition, but they agree that it certainly can't hurt.

Good luck.
 

Mik3y

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Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Scientific studies show that its best to place them face up, with their shoelaces tied together, their zipper undone, and both palms filled with shaving cream. Doctors are still debating whether a mustache, beard, and/or arched eyebrows drawn on with a permanent marker also help alleviate the condition, but they agree that it certainly can't hurt.

Good luck.

ya, i heard about that in my hangover 101 class.
 

Balt

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I give 'on the side' an A+ from personal experience. Prop his/her back on the back of the couch or something similar. Basically the idea is that when they vomit without waking up it doesn't choke them to death.
 

dxkj

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Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Face up or face down?

Decide how you want them to die.


Face up = choking to death, at least they have a fighting chance to roll onto their side

Face down = drowned in their vomit, the best position if you want them to die for sure


Your call...
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: timosyy
I prefer spooning with someone of the opposite sex, and preferably not in a pool of their own vomit, though :(

I'm going to have to agree with you on this...
 

aidanjm

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lie him on his side. also you should reach into his mouth and clear it of obstructions (vomit) and make sure his tongue hasn't flopped back blocking his air intake
 

Colt45

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face down/side

although it usually takes more than liquor to choke on your hurl.