IF your awake now, it is once again, the time to poop. Impossible you say?! Was the airplane impossible? Of course it was, thats why we have trains.
I have proof. Lets look a little deeper into the matter shall we?
POOP DEFINED:
poop2 Audio pronunciation of "poop" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pp)
tr.v. Slang pooped, poop·ing, poops
To cause to become fatigued; tire: ?Many people stop here, pooped by the short, steep climb? (Sierra Club Guides to the National Parks).
Phrasal Verb:
poop out Slang
1. To quit because of exhaustion: poop out of a race.
2. To decide not to participate, especially at the last moment.
Where do we put this "poop"? A simple device I've created called the "toilet".
WARNING: PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH ALUMINUM FOIL TO CONJURE A TIN FOIL HAT. THANK YOU.
Toilet Defined:
toi·let Audio pronunciation of "Toilet" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)
n.
1.
1. A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.
2. A room or booth containing such a fixture.
2. The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.
3. Dress; attire; costume.
4. The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
5. Archaic. A dressing table.
Please take caution while pooping. After I research some more data I will be posting POOP FACTS!
I have proof. Lets look a little deeper into the matter shall we?
POOP DEFINED:
poop2 Audio pronunciation of "poop" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pp)
tr.v. Slang pooped, poop·ing, poops
To cause to become fatigued; tire: ?Many people stop here, pooped by the short, steep climb? (Sierra Club Guides to the National Parks).
Phrasal Verb:
poop out Slang
1. To quit because of exhaustion: poop out of a race.
2. To decide not to participate, especially at the last moment.
Where do we put this "poop"? A simple device I've created called the "toilet".
WARNING: PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH ALUMINUM FOIL TO CONJURE A TIN FOIL HAT. THANK YOU.
Toilet Defined:
toi·let Audio pronunciation of "Toilet" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)
n.
1.
1. A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.
2. A room or booth containing such a fixture.
2. The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.
3. Dress; attire; costume.
4. The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
5. Archaic. A dressing table.
Please take caution while pooping. After I research some more data I will be posting POOP FACTS!
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