If youj took a duck from one coujntry to anothjer

[aphex]

Would the djuck be able to converse to other ducks in thje new coujntry? (sorrky, my keyboard jis broken)

 

[Electrode]

1. Yes
2. What's with all the j's?

 

[Deeko]

only if they had a working keyboard.

 

You're a cow, you should know.

 

[Maverick]

whats the best way to kill a nef

 

Call a moderater

 

[aphex]

Seriously tjhoughj, do you think that animals speak the same language all around the world? Orj do they speak different ones lijke you and i?

 

[oblizue]

Originally posted by: aphexII
Seriously tjhoughj, do you think that animals speak the same language all around the world? Orj do they speak different ones lijke you and i?

What the fjuck?

 

[PullMyFinger]

The djuck would most likely be able to cojmmunicate with the new dujcks, but the real question is, would the ducks in the new coujntry laugh at the arriving duck's accenjt?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: aphexII
Seriously tjhoughj, do you think that animals speak the same language all around the world? Orj do they speak different ones lijke you and i?

If you don't STOP hitting the damn "J" key, I'm gonna reach across the 3,201 miles of fiber that separate us and stick that J-key up your nose!!!

Learn to type correctly, please.

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: aphexII
Seriously tjhoughj, do you think that animals speak the same language all around the world? Orj do they speak different ones lijke you and i?

yeah, because their language is made up of simple quacks and not complex like ours...


QUACK! = get away
quack = come here

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: aphexII
Seriously tjhoughj, do you think that animals speak the same language all around the world? Orj do they speak different ones lijke you and i?

If you don't STOP hitting the damn "J" key, I'm gonna reach across the 3,201 miles of fiber that separate us and stick that J-key up your nose!!!

Learn to type correctly, please.

link

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: aphexII
Seriously tjhoughj, do you think that animals speak the same language all around the world? Orj do they speak different ones lijke you and i?

If you don't STOP hitting the damn "J" key, I'm gonna reach across the 3,201 miles of fiber that separate us and stick that J-key up your nose!!!

Learn to type correctly, please.

he has a malfunctioning keyboard.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Doesn't the backspace key work?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: LuNoTiCK
Doesn't the backspace key work?

even whjen i try to retype it, it still messes up.

 

[Talon]

Dr Matthew Evans, an animal communications expert at Stirling University, said the Canadian otters would be at considerable risk because of their unfamiliar "dialects". Dr Evans, a biological scientist, said: "Dialects are common in animal communications. "Because of the differences in the sounds they make, it will be difficult for these Canadian otters to communicate with the native ones.

link

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Talon

Dr Matthew Evans, an animal communications expert at Stirling University, said the Canadian otters would be at considerable risk because of their unfamiliar "dialects". Dr Evans, a biological scientist, said: "Dialects are common in animal communications. "Because of the differences in the sounds they make, it will be difficult for these Canadian otters to communicate with the native ones.

link

I jknew i wasnt crazy. Tjhanks

Excerpt:

Scots otters set to protest over Canadian incomers

STAFF at Scotland?s largest sea-life sanctuary mounted a 24-hour guard over a new pair of Canadian otters yesterday after experts warned that their "foreign accents" could provoke attacks from local rivals.

Wild otters, known to protect their territory viciously, have already been spotted at the national sea-life sanctuary near Oban, since the one-year-old pair were brought in to be attractions at the sanctuary?s new £150,000 "Otter Creek".

Staff believe the local animals are threatened by the strange scents and foreign voices of the larger newcomers, which locals have named Fingal and Sula.

Dr Matthew Evans, an animal communications expert at Stirling University, said the Canadian otters would be at considerable risk because of their unfamiliar "dialects".

Dr Evans, a biological scientist, said: "Dialects are common in animal communications.

"Because of the differences in the sounds they make, it will be difficult for these Canadian otters to communicate with the native ones.

"There is no doubt that dropping two foreign otters in to the territory of wild locals would be incredibly disruptive and lead to the local ones beating the living daylights out of the new otters.

"It is an invasion of their territory that they will not take kindly to."

As well as the round-the clock watch, staff are also considering erecting an electric fence and installing cameras.

The security plans were devised after it became apparent the sanctuary, situated on the banks of Loch Creran, was already within the territory of at least one family of wild otters.

The new otters are both aged around a year and a half and are thought to be brother and sister.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: aphexII
Seriously tjhoughj, do you think that animals speak the same language all around the world? Orj do they speak different ones lijke you and i?

Ducks don't have language. They are ducks... not humans.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: aphexII

Originally posted by: Talon

Dr Matthew Evans, an animal communications expert at Stirling University, said the Canadian otters would be at considerable risk because of their unfamiliar "dialects". Dr Evans, a biological scientist, said: "Dialects are common in animal communications. "Because of the differences in the sounds they make, it will be difficult for these Canadian otters to communicate with the native ones.

link

I jknew i wasnt crazy. Tjhanks

Excerpt:

Scots otters set to protest over Canadian incomers

STAFF at Scotland?s largest sea-life sanctuary mounted a 24-hour guard over a new pair of Canadian otters yesterday after experts warned that their "foreign accents" could provoke attacks from local rivals.

Wild otters, known to protect their territory viciously, have already been spotted at the national sea-life sanctuary near Oban, since the one-year-old pair were brought in to be attractions at the sanctuary?s new £150,000 "Otter Creek".

Staff believe the local animals are threatened by the strange scents and foreign voices of the larger newcomers, which locals have named Fingal and Sula.

Dr Matthew Evans, an animal communications expert at Stirling University, said the Canadian otters would be at considerable risk because of their unfamiliar "dialects".

Dr Evans, a biological scientist, said: "Dialects are common in animal communications.

"Because of the differences in the sounds they make, it will be difficult for these Canadian otters to communicate with the native ones.

"There is no doubt that dropping two foreign otters in to the territory of wild locals would be incredibly disruptive and lead to the local ones beating the living daylights out of the new otters.

"It is an invasion of their territory that they will not take kindly to."

As well as the round-the clock watch, staff are also considering erecting an electric fence and installing cameras.

The security plans were devised after it became apparent the sanctuary, situated on the banks of Loch Creran, was already within the territory of at least one family of wild otters.

The new otters are both aged around a year and a half and are thought to be brother and sister.

But otters do!