"If you'd like to leave a message..."

[Spooner]

I hate that lady that is on the voice mail of all our cell phones.... she goes on and on and on, I just want to leave a message :|

Not all of them have the "pres #1" option either

 

[imported_Papi]

interupt the message by pressing # then leave your message and press # again

 

[MichaelD]

Argh. One of my CC companies (damn them) has the most annoying menu ever. You CANNOT just press "1" to skip the menu either, even though you know that it's going to say "press 1 to get the customer service menu."

Here's an example.

*Ring-Ring*

Welcome to First USA Banks' 24-hour customer information service! We pride ourselves on providing the best customer service to our customers 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 10 years a decade until you are satisfied! ..................................Did you know that your account information is available online, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year? That's right, it is! Go to www.firstusa.com and select the customer service menu...........You have been chosen to participate in a completely random survey to ensure that we provide outstanding customer service 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year. When you are finished with your call, tell the operator you wish to participate in the Random Customer Survey. The operator will not know you have been chosen to participate in the Random Customer Survey because it is random. We thank you for using First USA Customer service!!! Press 1 for the customer service menu.

You think I'm kidding?

You might as well go make a sandwich and catch the first quarter of the game...by then, she should be saying "press 1."

Ever wonder why the voice on these menus is female? B/C there 's no difference in the amount of talking a real live woman and a computerized woman does. That's why. yakkity-yakkity-yakkity.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Argh. One of my CC companies (damn them) has the most annoying menu ever. You CANNOT just press "1" to skip the menu either, even though you know that it's going to say "press 1 to get the customer service menu."

Here's an example.

*Ring-Ring*

Welcome to First USA Banks' 24-hour customer information service! We pride ourselves on providing the best customer service to our customers 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 10 years a decade until you are satisfied! ..................................Did you know that your account information is available online, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year? That's right, it is! Go to www.firstusa.com and select the customer service menu...........You have been chosen to participate in a completely random survey to ensure that we provide outstanding customer service 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year. When you are finished with your call, tell the operator you wish to participate in the Random Customer Survey. The operator will not know you have been chosen to participate in the Random Customer Survey because it is random. We thank you for using First USA Customer service!!! Press 1 for the customer service menu.

You think I'm kidding?

You might as well go make a sandwich and catch the first quarter of the game...by then, she should be saying "press 1."

Ever wonder why the voice on these menus is female? B/C there 's no difference in the amount of talking a real live woman and a computerized woman does. That's why. yakkity-yakkity-yakkity.

rofl.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Argh. One of my CC companies (damn them) has the most annoying menu ever. You CANNOT just press "1" to skip the menu either, even though you know that it's going to say "press 1 to get the customer service menu."

Here's an example.

*Ring-Ring*

Welcome to First USA Banks' 24-hour customer information service! We pride ourselves on providing the best customer service to our customers 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 10 years a decade until you are satisfied! ..................................Did you know that your account information is available online, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year? That's right, it is! Go to www.firstusa.com and select the customer service menu...........You have been chosen to participate in a completely random survey to ensure that we provide outstanding customer service 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year. When you are finished with your call, tell the operator you wish to participate in the Random Customer Survey. The operator will not know you have been chosen to participate in the Random Customer Survey because it is random. We thank you for using First USA Customer service!!! Press 1 for the customer service menu.

You think I'm kidding?

You might as well go make a sandwich and catch the first quarter of the game...by then, she should be saying "press 1."

Ever wonder why the voice on these menus is female? B/C there 's no difference in the amount of talking a real live woman and a computerized woman does. That's why. yakkity-yakkity-yakkity.

LMFAO!

 

[Spooner]

very annoying