If you woke up with the power of telekinesis tomorrow...

[Savarak]

Some more ideas to add to my Cure Cancer:

"Want to see the rest of the Titanic?"(Raising it like an X-Wing)

"Daily trips to the top of Mt Everest!"("fly" people up)

"Daily trips to the BOTTOM of the Mariana Trench!"(split open water with telekinesis and "fly" people down")

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: rollerball
eversince i learnt that we only use 10% of our brains, i realised telekinetisis is actually possible.

In most cases, it has been proven to be a myth that we only use 10% of our brains.

However, given your grammar, punctuation, and spelling skills, it seems entirely possible that you are letting 90% of your brain go to waste.

ZV

 

[maddogchen]

i would bend it like beckham and become the ultimate soccer player! Every shot I take somehow eludes the goalkeeper and goes in.

Fame
Fortune
Females

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Step 1: Win big at three casinos on the same night, on the same game...
Step 2: Make sure your winnings are well publicized.
Step 3: Write a book about how you use the power of meditation and relaxation to have predicted the roulette spins.

Step 4: Make far more money by selling book to idiots.

:thumbsup:!

I was going to use MIND BULLETS!!! to steal vast amounts of cash at first... but this is a far better idea.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: LoKe
Messing with gambling will just get you killed. Someone loses money, and I'm sure they won't be pleased about it.

How would they know?

It doesn't matter. When you're winning, well against the odds, they'll just assume you cheated or fixed it.

Yes, but how can they prove you fixed a basketball/football game?

They don't care when they're breaking your knees. *shrug*

thousands, even millions of people win bets every game. Just by the percentages, there are people who will win 10 games in a row. Throw a couple games to convince people you're not cheating.

Also, it's hard to break someone's kneecaps, when you can't get into their house. I would have dummy doorknobs all around, with no way whatsoever to get inside from the outside...unless you can mysteriously manipulate objects from behind a solid steel wall. Same with my car. Hopefully I can build "shields" with my mind when I get good enough...that would make things easier than having to use steel or a similar nigh-indestructible material all around.

Or you could just break their kneecaps first, with the power of your mind.

 

[Turin39789]

Google just gave me a great quote, that I had to post.

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
- Kurt Vonnegut
"

 

[crystal]

You guys think too small. With my new found power, I will become ruler of the world. All riches will be mine and you all will be my slaves.
1 person rise against me - launch him into space.
An army - let the earth bury them.
A country - a few quakes here & there then sink them into the ocean.
The world - the final solution. nudge it out of orbit. crash the moon to earth. That kind of thing.

 

[AmpedSilence]

this thread really rocks. You guys seriously have some wild and crazy ideas.

me? I dont think that i would do anything that out there, but crystal's idea is nice. Though I have a feeling that a lot more women would have random wind blow their skirts up.