So...
#1 look at myself in a mirror for ~4 hours
#2 attempt to wank and fail miserably (female anatomy = ???)
#3 look at myself in a mirror for 4 more hours
#4 attempt to wank some more, and prolly fail again
#5 girls locker room/shower and just watch, possible try to wank
#6 lesbian bar and actually make out with chicks, see if they will wank me
#7 look at myself in a mirror for 4 more house
#8 wake the he!! up because there aint a chance in the world this is going to happen, except in my dreams