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If you where a dolphin... what would you do?

I'd be called, Zipper.

I'd have a patch over one eye.

I'd be out moving safety buoys around...spitting tobacco in some tuna's eye.
 
Jump through a hole and eat fish all day. Jump really high and get a treat. Wiggle my tail and hear the crowd go "aah." I bet sometimes they mess with the people just to hear their reactions and crap...
 
post a thread on ATOT for other dolphins called "if you were human, what would do?"


did you lose a bet on the number of threads you had to start tonight?
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
No really...
what would you do? I think I would scare surfers, make them think I am a shark you know.
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I woudl ride on them until they get tired and then throw them to sharks.
 
Originally posted by: conjur
I'd be called, Zipper.

I'd have a patch over one eye.

I'd be out moving safety buoys around...spitting tobacco in some tuna's eye.
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That zipper...hes surly!

 
If I was an omnipotent dolphin, I'd give myself manipulative apendages and recreate the world of SeaQuest.

Is Darwin male or female?

 
Originally posted by: Swag1138
Originally posted by: conjur
I'd be called, Zipper.

I'd have a patch over one eye.

I'd be out moving safety buoys around...spitting tobacco in some tuna's eye.
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That zipper...hes surly!
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BWA HA HA HA!! Figured *someone* up here would get it! 😀
 
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