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If you were trapped on an island....

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Let's look at this from a realistic perspective...

How long does it take you to convince the girl to have sex with you? Let's say it takes... 2 years. Well, that wasn't any fun.

Okay, let's say it takes you 3 days. At this point you are already suffering from mild dehydration, and sex is probably the last thing on your mind. Okay, that's no fun either.

Let's say it takes -1 seconds. In which case, you would have sex, and then need to wait a little while to regain your strength, and then go back to it... and so on. 3 days later, you are suffering from mild dehydration, and don't feel like having sex. That's sort of fun.

Now let's examine these scenarios taking the 2 different womens' bodies into consideration. With the skinny girl, you can appreciate scenario 3, God willing. With the fat girl... ge blam, you have to wait weeks for her to lose a considerable amount of weight (disregarding the previous points regarding stretch marks), at which point you would already be dead due to lack of fresh water.

This poll is loaded, it's a huge lose/lose situation, dammit.
 
am i the only one who realizes that a skinny chick is skinny for a reason? SHE DOESNT EAT A LOT. so not only do you get to bone a skinny chick from the start, but you also get more food that can be saved/eaten by you. and usually you can find enough food on the island to last you a good couple of months before you have to worry about food so the fat chick will still be fat, its mainly water that you worry about. and with no water you only last a couple days which is not long enough for a fat chick to lose all of her weight and get plastic surgery done.
 
I don't care fat or skinny, as long as they are attractive to me. If fat, then she will gradually lose weight, if skinny, then well, she will stay skinny.
 
Skinny chick. She'll be a lot of fun at the beginning and by the time she gets to the nagging period she'll be pretty well dead. 🙂
 
This question needs to be qualified further:

Is this a large enough island we could actually LIVE on it for any amount of time?

IF NO: Skinny girl. Hit it a bunch of times, we both die of dehydration and exhaustion.

IF YES: Sterile girl. Definitely, definitely sterile. Weight doesn't matter, after a fairly short amount of time, anyone will be thin enough. But sterile.
 
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